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mztweety585

1. mztweety585
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   SEEING IS DECEIVING
   dreaming is believing
   it's okay
   not to be not okay
   ♦♥♦
   
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2. mztweety585
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 11:38pm UTC
   Drunk Blonde
   A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over.
   The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No".
   So he radios the station and asks what to do.
   The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvet?" and the cop replies "Yes".
   So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your dick as you walk up to her".
   So the cop does exactlly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his dick.
   The blond "sighs" and says please not another breathalizer test
   
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3. mztweety585
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   comebacks
   So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
   Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
   I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
   I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
   If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
   I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
   Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
   Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
   I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
   If you had another brain, it would be lonely
   
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4. mztweety585
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   May 28, 2012 11:12pm UTC
   Silly Simon's sitting in
   a shoe shine shop.
   Where he sits he
   shines, and where
   he shines he sits
   
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5. mztweety585
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   I'm not a pheasant plucker,
   I'm a pheasant pluckers son.
   And I'm only plucking pleasants
   'till the pheasant plucker comes
   
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6. mztweety585
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   May 28, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   some times feel
   im my own bestfriend
   
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7. mztweety585
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   May 28, 2012 7:45pm UTC
   being secretly jealous of the girls that get asked to prom in a cute thoughtful way
   
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8. mztweety585
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   May 28, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   having that one teacher you can tell anything to and get advice from
   
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9. mztweety585
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   May 28, 2012 7:39pm UTC
   If you read my quotes comment back on this!!!
   
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10. mztweety585
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    May 28, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Hey if your gonna favor my quotes you should FOLLOW me as well :)
    thanks all
    
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11. mztweety585
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    May 28, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    haveing that one friend that always ask you for a piece of paper an pen in class
    
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12. mztweety585
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    May 28, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    Isnt it funny how every teenager (girl OR boy)has that one taylor swift song that perfectly describes their life....
    
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13. mztweety585
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    May 28, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Being replaced by someone you thought needed you....
    
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14. mztweety585
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    May 28, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Love hurts so love as hard as you can!!!
    
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15. mztweety585
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    May 28, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    taking up an entire page signing you bestfriends
    yearbook
    
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16. mztweety585
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    May 28, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're singing a song
    really loudly and then all of a sudden the music cuts off
    
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17. mztweety585
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    May 28, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Fall in love or fall in hate
    get inspired or be depressed
    ace a test or flunk a class
    make babies or make art
    speak the truth or lie an cheat
    dance on tables or sit in the corner
    life is divine chaos..embrace it
    forgive yourslef...breathe...
    AND ENJOY THE RIDE
    
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18. mztweety585
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    May 28, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Secondary schools have been ignored for a long time,there is very little outside help for students with language problems.be at the very bottom,to get any help at all,and even then it is very little!!!
    
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19. mztweety585
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    May 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Its Great that you wanna
    talk about me to my
    bestfriend.silly girl,didnt you know she would tell me what you said????
    
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20. mztweety585
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 2:35am UTC
    (o.o)
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    This is Steve.
    How many hugs can you give Steve for making Witty?
    1 FAVE = 1 HUG
    
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