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PraiseThelord99

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Member Since: 25 Jul 2011 12:50am

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PraiseThelord99
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July 25, 2011 1:11am UTC
That awkward moment
when you catch yourself talking to
your pet cactus(:

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PraiseThelord99
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July 25, 2011 1:04am UTC
Do IT(:
but :
NEVER USE PROTECTION.
ALWAYS HUMP LIKE A TURTLE
SLEEP AROUND LIKE CARRIE BRADSHAW
MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYS DO IT WITH UGLY PEOPLE SO THE KIDS ARE UGLY AS HELL
SCREW DRUNK, NEVER WANNA REMEMBER THE MOFUGGGA
GET AT IT AT LEAST 25 TIMES A MONTH.
GET ABORRTIONN,YOU DONT WANT TOSE MOFUGGAS RUNNING AROUND!
DRINK AND SMOKE WHILE DOING IT LIKE WINEHOUSE

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PraiseThelord99
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July 25, 2011 12:53am UTC
HAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII HAHAHAHAHA IM SOOOO HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAH LOL I CRACK MYSELF UP!

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