but : 
NEVER USE PROTECTION.
ALWAYS HUMP LIKE A TURTLE
SLEEP AROUND LIKE CARRIE BRADSHAW
MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYS DO IT WITH UGLY PEOPLE SO THE KIDS ARE UGLY AS HELL 
SCREW DRUNK, NEVER WANNA REMEMBER THE MOFUGGGA
GET AT IT AT LEAST 25 TIMES A MONTH.
GET ABORRTIONN,YOU DONT WANT TOSE MOFUGGAS RUNNING AROUND! 
DRINK AND SMOKE WHILE DOING IT LIKE WINEHOUSE