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  1. vicki_andy2118 vicki_andy2118
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    Yes... I'm the girl who
    - pushes a door that clearly says pull
    - laughs harder when trying to explain why I'm laughing
    - walks into a room and forgets why
    - counts on my fingers for simple math
    - tries to accomplish things before the microwave beeps
    - jumps when the toast is done
    - can give great advice but never take my own
    - sings my heart out even though I know I can't sing
    - wishes for love on every 11:11
    - lies to hide the pain
    - says it's a long story when it really isn't
    - falls in love way too fast
    - wants this one guy who I won't ever get
    Yes... I'm that girl.

  2. PopRock13 PopRock13
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    when;;
    a girl falls in love you
    can see it in her smile.

    when;;
    a guy falls in love you
    can see it in his pants.

  3. *Death* *Death*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    Someone asked me how it feels for a guy to fall in love...
    guys dont get it easy like girls, we dont have a funny feeling in our stomach’s like butterflies. it feels as if our insides are going to explode. you’re constantly on our minds 24/7 and deep within our subconscious mind. when we see your name light up on our messages or on our phones, we simply have no way of containing our excitement. even if we’re with our “boys” we smile as big as we can; if even for a second then we have to try to “play it cool”. every time that we get a text from you we read it over 1000 times before we start typing what to reply to you, and as we start typing out the words that we want to say to you we double, triple check… then we delete it. and it starts all over again until we think that we got it right. even then; after we send the text that we slaved over… we think of something better to say. we have fallen in love when you’re the last thing that we think about, the way you smile when we compliment you, the way you dress, and the sparkle in your eyes. those are the types of things that we fall asleep to. and when we do fall asleep we hope that when we wake up in the morning that we see your name light up on out phone screen. when we see a happy couple, thoughts of you come immediately into our minds and imagine that that happy couple could be us. we remember your every detail, the things that you hate most about yourself is what we love the most. but most importantly, when a guy falls in love with a girl; he will do anything to win her over, he will travel to the ends of the world just to show you that he loves you.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 5:09am UTC
    everyone knows that story. everyone knows the story where the knight slays the dragon to save the princess's life, they kiss, and then they live happily ever after.
    i prefer the story where the dragon fell in love with the princess first.
    i prefer the story where he tried to tell her he loved her but smoke billowed from his mouth instead, and he tried to hold her close to him but his claws tore her dress and scratched her skin.
    in that story, the dragon is so in love that he burns the world to the ground in search of something - anything that is brighter than she is.
    (in that story, the dragon lies down in the mud and lets the knight slay him, because it's easier than having to watch the way she looks at him.)

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