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lovemethewayiamxx
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:28pm UTC

My cousin and brother started arguing. (My brother's 8 and my cousion is 6)
My brother: Give it to me! I had it first!
My cousin: I want the pink cup!
My brother: No! I want it!
My cousin: Too bad! I have it!
My brother: It's my house!
My cousinn: So? I get the pink cup!
Me: What's the big deal? It's a pink cup, and you're both boys, anyways. Why do you want it so bad?
My brother: We want the pink cup cup for breast cancer.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:47am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
I am pretending that I am dead? Help...?
Hey guys my name is Courtney and i am 17.
So there is this girl i hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away from her. She followed me outside and was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere she pushed me so hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down on the ground and she climbed on top of me and was choking me and smashing me onto the ground.
I pretended I was unconscious and she was freaking out.
she picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake. I was just pretending to be unconscious.
I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the pool! I took a huge breathe and she held up my body besides the water and she threw me into the pool! I did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as a could then I turned around to breathe and Jane was gone
I heard her coming back so I quickly started floating again and then someone grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the water it was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any evidence that was on me. She said I was in the water for about 10 minutes so i'm probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was unconscious and that IDIOT couldn't find anything and assumed I was dead
I saw my cell phone on the ground. It fell out of my pocket before Jane threw me into the pool. they left for a second so I turned on the voice recorder and I put the phone in my pocket. they dragged me across the grass around the front of the house and then they lifted me up and took me up stairs and put me in the closet in Jane's room
when they left i got out and dried myself off and i didn't leave any clues behind. i climbed out of Jane's window and went home,
help! wat should i do?!
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Lol wtf just happend...
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Bonjour_Ica
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 12:11pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 11:52 AM 78%
Messages
Boyfriend
Edit
My Love
If you are smiling, send me your smiles,
If you are dreaming send me your dreams,
If you are crying send me your tears
I love you
Im in the toilet, what do i send?
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zer0*
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 5:45pm UTC

Don't go near the old ash tree;
My dear father died in a faraway war,
Left Mother and I quite without hope.
We used our last pennies to leave our fine city,
And away to a house on a farm.
And on this farm, on the thorniest edge,
Stood an ash tree as old as the Earth.
With branches so gnarled and twisted and black,
That my every bone cried out to climb.
"But no! Oh no!" said our funny old neighbor,
Wringing her hands like two rags.
"Don't you go near it, young Miss Eliza,
For her roots are bad all the way down."
I thought it silly but did as she told.
Until Mother went missing one eve,
So sad had she been that I feared the worst.
And went down to the old ash tree,
And now here I stand but here there is nothing,
Naught but a flowering weed.
But the breeze, I could swear, carries upon it,
The scent of my mother's perfume.
Yes, the wind, I declare, does carry upon it,
The scent of my mother's perfume...

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zer0*
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 10:27am UTC

I'm going to paint a picture,A picture with a twist.
I'll paint it with a razor,
I'll paint it on my wrist.
And as i paint this picture,
A fountain will appear.
And as this fountain flows,My troubles disappear.

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rachelinaballerina98
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:23pm UTC

This listerally just happened
me: *Listening to Dora in the background*
dora: Blow harder.
me: What are they teaching kids these days?

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duncann98
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 4:22pm UTC

*Me shaving my legs*
Me: lalalalala, i hope i got all the hair
Me: goes over leg again
Me:okay, i think i got it all
Me: ahh shiz i cut myself
Me: at least it doesn't hurt!
Me: onto the next leg
Me: shave shave shave
Me: oh crap, the cut is starting to hurt
Me: oh it's bleeding
Me: oh ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
Me: i'm going to bleed to death
Me: this is the end
Me: goodbye cruel world
Me: oh nevermind, continue shaving
Me: lalalalalala AHH I CUT MYSELF AGAIN
Me: ouch ouch ouch man down, man effing down
Me: this really is the end, i'm dying
Me: i'm bleeding to death. GOOD BYE WORLD
Mom: what are you doing?
Me: uhhhm... bleeding to death...
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: okay

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Hey guys,
I never thought I'd be asking this, but lately I haven't been exercising, eating healthy, or going outside often. A month has passed since school ended and Summer 2012 did not meet the expectations I set for it since it is the Summer before freshman year. SO, to avoid going to extreme measures such as starvation or dieting,
For every fave I'll do
10 pushups
15 crunches
20 jumping jacks
For every comment I'll jog around my neighborhood.
If this seems stupid to you, keep scrolling. I think it will really help boost my motivation level if I have someone supporting me.
Any other tips/advice please share. And I don't need to here that "your beautiful just the way you are" stuff...♥
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Blondy121
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June 26, 2012 2:24pm UTC

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mars*
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:21pm UTC

If I had a raccoon for every time a boy kissed me..
I'd have no racoons.

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TheWittiestProfile
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 3:42pm UTC

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
I rest. My case.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:09pm UTC

So, I need prayers.
My aunt has Leukimia, which in case you didn't know its blood cancer. She needs bone marrow from her brother who lives in Iraq. If she doesn't get it, she'll die. Her kids are all so young. Their ages are 8, 3, and 18 months. The 8 year old has down syndrome and its too much work for their dad. Please, Please. I'm BEGGING you guys. Send good prayers towards our way. Pray that her brother is allowed to come into America JUST to give her the bone marrow. Please? I can't lose my aunt, I can't.
If you read this, thank you so much.
If you're not religious, please send good thoughts then.
In return, if you guys need any prayers.
Post them as a comment. I'll pray for you guys tonight!
2 people praying is better than 1!
<3 Thank you my witty sisters.

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

♥fav this. &I will follow you. im sick of my witty being boring

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potayto
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 7:25pm UTC

me: okay brain, let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO CIRCUS

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OrangeYellow97
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Fave for Blue Eyes
Comment for Brown Eyes
Y

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volleyballgirl24
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 9:23am UTC

Fav if you still say "Duck Tape" instead of "Duct Tape"

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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gray22
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 3:26pm UTC

So today we....
went to a restaurant together
help hands
went to the cinema
made out on the backseats
we barely saw the film
but it was titanic in 3D
i cried at the end
he wiped the tears away
he kissed my cheeck
the popcorn spilt everywhere
we nearly got kicked out for laughing
after the film we went to the park
sat near the river bank
and watched the sunset
he kissed me again,
i said i was cold
so he gave me his jacket and held me
when it was time to go home he kissed me at my doorstep
infront of my dad,
he grinned at my dad and walked away
i went up to my room
and came on witty
now,
to tell you
that i actually spent all day
in ikea.
#ForeverAlone

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