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HabiiBa
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July 10, 2011 9:30am UTC

Girl hacks her friends facebook
What's on your mind? ... Meghann Babe! Yuuh've Been Hacked By Ur Best Friiend Aiimeee! <3 xoxox |
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Guy hacks his friends facebook
What's on your mind? ... I'm gay.|
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ZiZi123
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July 7, 2011 11:20am UTC

"SMD"
Fav if you're a girl but you say that all the time. (:

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becool889
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July 7, 2011 12:28pm UTC

My ex girlfriend decided to send me a picture of her and her new boyfriend in bed, naked. I sent them to her father (:

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Everpink
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July 7, 2011 12:56pm UTC

Mom:: It's gonna rain.
Me: How do you know?
Mom: There's clouds in the sky..
Me: Just 'cause there's clouds doesn't mean it'll rain. Kind of like a smile; just cause someone is smiling, doesn't mean they're happy.

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x3_never_let_go
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July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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xxBMTH4Everxx
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October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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Billyboy
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July 5, 2011 8:41am UTC

-finished first page of test-
*flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

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Stayingtruetome
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July 7, 2011 11:25am UTC

I Like your
squirrel ♥
Oh thats a dog ..interesting..

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FunnyTexts
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July 6, 2011 2:03pm UTC

Auto-correct Fails #7
Girlfriend: wanna come over? we can bang until my dad comes home, then you gotta leave.
Boyfriend: sure;D
Girlfriend: HANG. I meant hang.
Boyfriend: autocorrect just killed my joy.

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BebeRox101
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July 6, 2011 5:22pm UTC

Who else uses more Conditioner than you should?♥
Guilty as Charged(:

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xxtalker123xx
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July 6, 2011 11:04am UTC

Dear Casey Anthony,
You give the term 'hide yo' kids' a whole new meaning.
Sincerely,
Antoine.
(c) dear blank, please blank NMQ/NMF

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leighak13
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July 6, 2011 11:46pm UTC

Sadly,
When I fall in love
I never get up
[♥][♥][♥]

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Anjchyka
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July 6, 2011 3:19pm UTC

Yesterday, my family went out to dinner
for my mom's birthday.
She decided she had to use the bathroom,
and a few minutes later so did I.
I thought that my mom was in the stall next to me,
so I reached under and grabbed her leg as a joke.
It wasn't my mom.
nmq

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wittygirl2010
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July 6, 2011 11:48am UTC

Regrets&Mistakes
are the two components that makes the best memories ever .

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tearsandsmiles
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July 6, 2011 1:56pm UTC

Last ♥ Night,
I asked my mum to stop smoking. She told me she'd stop when she wants to. I told her about witty and how it works, and I asked her if I got 100 favorites would she stop smoking? She said no. I asked her how many fav's it would take and she said 500. I told her I would never get 500 fav's and that It wasn't fair, she told me to give it a go. So here I am, I don't expect to get 500 fav's but its worth a try, and it would mean soooooo much to me if you took 5 seconds to click the heart - If you do, I love you so much. ♥

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ForeverYounq_
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July 5, 2011 11:03am UTC

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