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Zorox
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August 20, 2014 2:50pm UTC
All the shadows almost killed your light.

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SuperNovaChic
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August 9, 2014 11:11am UTC
People who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as conditioner are truly gifted.

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Pale Perfection*
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August 5, 2014 4:11am UTC
I will try to fix you

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AtmosFEAR
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August 4, 2014 3:07pm UTC
Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
Guys: eww fat chicks
Guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
Guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh
Guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???
Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband
Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??

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lemon.cake*
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July 25, 2014 9:20pm UTC
Dance like noboy is watching

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cacti *
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July 26, 2014 6:12am UTC
✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
THE
"earth"
WITHOUT
"art"
IS
JUST
"eh."
✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

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PickleLove
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July 13, 2014 9:30am UTC
<3

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Crazy girl*
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July 12, 2014 12:29pm UTC
I don't have a bucket list, but I have a F*ckit list a mile long.

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Lucy*
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July 12, 2014 11:24pm UTC
When life gives you lemons;
Put those in your bra, and work it!
Tyler Oakley-

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MollyMonster11
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July 12, 2014 8:18pm UTC
Creepy things to say while hugging someone #1
"You smell different when you're awake."

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Crazy girl*
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July 12, 2014 12:58pm UTC
BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND, everything has an end, except for famILY.

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theWalrus
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July 12, 2014 5:13pm UTC
When my mom buys food so good that
I have to eat it all before my siblings do:
The real hunger games

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Crazy girl*
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July 12, 2014 12:18pm UTC
When Mom starts counting to 3
Mom: 1!
Me: Do you really think counting will make me do anything?
Mom: 2!
Me: Oh sh*t! I'm going, i'm going!

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Crazy girl*
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July 12, 2014 12:19pm UTC
*Middle of test. Dead quiet*
STOMACH: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.

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RIP
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July 11, 2014 10:01am UTC
Crying is the only way your eyes speak
when your mouth can't explain how things
made your heart broken.
Gif taken by AnaCastro196

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RIP
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July 11, 2014 10:22am UTC
Sometimes
you miss the memories,
not the person.

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LittleSara
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July 10, 2014 1:54pm UTC
Never Stop DREAMING♥

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