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EmilyForeverxo
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 5:43pm UTC

Apple and Blackberry should team up
and make a phone called
The Pie ♥

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queenlex13
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 4:09pm UTC

comment if you like being called HOT.
fave if you like being called beautiful or gorgeous.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 7:33pm UTC

Hey Mom,
I wasn't aware that
answering your question
was talking back.

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EmilyForeverxo
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 6:13pm UTC

Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life span.
I am immortal ♥

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 5:43pm UTC

I Wouldn't Care To Be
t h a t g i r l t h a t g e t s h i t o n b y 5 0 d i f f e r e n t g u y s b e c a u s e
the only guy that matters to me is you

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tennisgirlxoxo
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 4:09pm UTC

Welcome to Abercrombie
OUR SIZES ARE SMALL, X SMALL AND ANOREXIC.
nmf

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truthnlies666
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 4:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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An'*
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 7:00pm UTC

instead of telling you
how i feel, i sit on witty and makes quotes about it. ♥

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 7:47pm UTC

Format by XxprettixXRR
For halloween I'ma wear a T shirt that says
life
and hand out
Lemons
Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by DEATH.

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alliexo
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 8:18pm UTC

If you're ever caught sleeping in class ,
Slowly raise your head and say, "Amen."
- -brotips

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Crunkasaurus
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 9:43pm UTC

I Mustache You A Question
{{But I'll Shave It For Later.}}

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idance
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 1:55pm UTC

9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
-7i > - 21u
7i < 21u
i <3 u.

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Piker13665
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 9:15pm UTC

I'm straight. But, I support gay rights and gay marriage.
Fav this if you support them too!

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x0bridgett0x
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 8:55pm UTC

How drunk was I last night..?
Well, you ran up to the fire truck and pet it while screaming "I always knew you were real Clifford!"
all mine, credit please<3

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YourLMGH
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 7:29pm UTC

3 days ago, my bestfriend died.
2 days ago, I found that she was an organ donor. 1 day ago, I heard that a 9 year old boy how had her heart. Today I met that nine year old boy. He told me that because he had my best friend's heart, he'd be my best friend now.
MybestfriendandHisLoveGivesMeHope.

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tt505
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 8:37pm UTC

anyone else remember . .
Craig & Eric from Drake & Josh ?

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cheerflyer4ever1
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 9:25pm UTC

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That baby dinosaur noise
you make when you stretch.
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*nmf bmq

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TheSASShley
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 7:55pm UTC

Anyone else ever noticed that
"Studying"
Is Student and Dying put together?

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TuckersGirl
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 9:45pm UTC

& Did you know,
That more women die of heart attacks than of breast cancer?Do you ever hear of "Heart attack awareness month?"No.Never.Well thanks to all of you who really read this.Fave if you support Heart attack awareness monthFebruary♥

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 8:55pm UTC

That feeling you get,
when y ou see a quote that pretty much explains your life.
♥

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