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Lavindyer
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November 4, 2011 7:55pm UTC

I'm glad that 11-11-11 is on a Friday.
It just makes it 100x better.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 7:05pm UTC

When your chair tips
a little too far back and you have a full-on heart attack.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 4:18pm UTC

I hate texting people
who don't use smileys. I feel like i'm texting an emotionless robot.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 5:07pm UTC

I wonder if aliens ask each other
"DO YOU BELIEVE IN PEOPLE?" |||||||||||||||||||||||||

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xosamcheergurlxo
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 5:05pm UTC

me: sooo how was your day?(:
Him: good
Me: That's good! haha! do you have plans this weekend?
Him: ya
Me: awesome! i have none yetttt. ;P
Him: ha
Me: lolll. well ... i gtg now!
Him: k
Me: byeee! (:
Him: bye
Fave if you HATE when people only send one word answers.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 5:03pm UTC

CHOOSE THE GUY
who takes you to his house
to meet his Parents.
not his bedroom.

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vballchick74
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 4:33pm UTC

if aliens ever land on earth
& demand to see our leader
our best chance of survival is to bring them
lady gaga
nmq

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Jade672
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November 3, 2011 5:07pm UTC

"hey do you remember that time when.."
*mom walks in*
"nevermind i'll tell you later."

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 4:34pm UTC

I'm too nice to people.
And that's how I get hurt.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pcelovekap
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 6:15pm UTC

yelling something inappropriate
when someone's on the phone with their parent.

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kristanio
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October 27, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Saying "ew" when you hear the name of someone you dont like.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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YourLMGH
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October 27, 2011 7:34pm UTC

I told my best friend that I felt so un-loved.
He hung up on me, and I burst into tears, thinking he didn't care about me.
30 minutes later, the doorbell rang. I opened the door to find him standing there, skateboard in hand.
He lives a city away. He pulled me into his arms, and told me he loved me.
HisLoveGivesMeHope.

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