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  1. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:34am UTC
    It starts with f and ends with uck
    Firetruck.
    It starts with d and ends with ick
    Drumstick
    Starts with p and ends with orn
    Popcorn.
    I love you

  2. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    CAN THIS QUOTE GET
    1,440 favourites in 1440 minutes
    (24 hours)
    if you hate cancer
    and wish it had a cure

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Dad to his son
    "Next time the bully ask for your money,
    Tell him you left it on his mother's dresser ."

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Ever looked at your bestfriend
    and thought 'why aren't we comedians?'
    nmf

  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    ***
    dear mom & dad,
    if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea.
    sincerely, your daughter is a leader not a follower
    ***

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    i want to open a men's sexy underwear store
    and call it victor's secret.♥

  7. kaciexoxmcginley kaciexoxmcginley
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
    "Can I ask you a question?"

  8. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.

  9. Shining_Star56 Shining_Star56
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Disney should make a hairless princess;
    [♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

  10. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
    how ready are you? ?`d
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. hazeleyes5 hazeleyes5
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    I automatically start pulling out grass
    When I sit down on a field.

  13. theflipsideofmypillow theflipsideofmypillow
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    I've got sexiest six-pact I've ever seen///////////////////// I've got red, blue, yellow, green, pink and purple. No one's got crayons like I do.

  14. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    i don't care
    if you don't like me.
    join the club, there's t-shirts!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    FINE,TAKE MY PHONE.
    I know he won't text me.
    GROUND ME FROM SEEING MY FRIENDS.
    I don't have much left anyways.
    TAKE AWAY MY IPOD.
    The songs on there just make me more depressed.
    MAKE ME STAY IN MY ROOM ALL DAY.
    I can't drive, where would I even go?
    Make me do extra chores,
    at least it will keep my mind off of how much i hate my life.
    TAKE AWAY ALL THE MONEY I EARNER FROM BABYSITTING,
    THERE'S NOTHING I WANT TO SPEND IT ON, ANYWAYS.

  17. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you hand someone your phone to show them a picture &they start scrolling through your messages

  18. xWinterxWindsx13 xWinterxWindsx13
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 12:41pm UTC
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  19. Natalia xo* Natalia xo*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:06pm UTC
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  20. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Am i the only one,
    who didn't know that Mr.Krabs sang the Spongebob Theme song?

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