Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

PerfectTwo

  1. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm every bit as good as Larry, and if I'm not, then may I be struck by... [rumble of thunder]
    SpongeBob SquarePants: ... a flying ice cream truck. [a shadow forms over SpongeBob; chimes play]
    SpongeBob SquarePants: And live! [the flying ice cream truck stops short of crushing Spongebob]
    Larry the Lobster: [on megaphone] Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers

  2. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    (in spongebob's head)
    Sponge bob 1:Hurry up! What do you think i;m paying you for?
    Sponge bob 2: You don't pay me. we don't even exist. Were just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
    Sponge bob 1 : One more crack like that and your out of here.
    Sponge bob 2 : No please i have 3 kids

  3. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 1:32am UTC
    Is it Just ME or
    doEs it sEEM likE lAst YEAr ws longEr And
    morE fun thEn this YEAr :D

  5. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:04am UTC
    SUICIDE should not exist. but what is a quote going to do? its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to make a YouTube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! stay strong signatures: GirSky69 daddygirl99. notyouraverageb*tch Smileyz316 xpeacexbluex SexiPurpleZebra conklineli5280 kaerottina Eatmypants quotinglikeaboss xoStayBeautifulxo Meganbbz AnaisHeartsYou Marie1388 ImNotAlone GirlMeetsBoyx33 mariah_love1369 niki12354 ohxheyxitsxLydia :) ♥♥ hannahrivera55 yourmysunshine SmileyFacesAreAmazing (: tiffanydewes love_him_always musicgirl109 lilgirlsarah ♥ emilyjonesxox kazzykinsxo Kellasauras ♥ JadeyRawrRawr ColleenElizabethh (: lovehimmorethanwords dyliedoodle zeldaGirl97 You_Love_Dana jessiduh lovegwendolynn xolinniexo ♥ skyelibby99 ♥ beautyisinside cheerleaderxx29♥ Bieberluver0 Nikki1218 Kelseylh24 Blondiewest MyNameIsDucky88 JacobLovers97 understandme anonymousloverforever makemesmile410 Dark_Swan_3 andjela_4_ya fatexhasxspokenx3 midhitter97 andjela_jevtic letsbehappy23 xoHollisterox90 ,, rachvolleyelle4 halfempty FancySamatha ErinLovesYouBoo WritingAway justachancenotalifetime RememberingSunday Hopeless2Romantic9 haileymoserr ♥ MissSoffy777 PerfectTwo

  6. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    i was upset and not feeling well so my friend came over to help me out
    i was drawing as i always do because i draw when i am upset
    she asked why do u always draw when your upset.
    and i looked her straight in the eye and said because with every imperfection that
    you make art is always perfect.

  7. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 12:27am UTC
    who else loves to eat pudding and apple sauce
    with baby spoons

  8. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 12:26am UTC
    we spend too much time thinking about tomorrow when we could be learning from the yesterday we wanted to be today here <3 <3 <3

  9. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    courage the cowardly dog quote 1
    (Eustace loses his boot and and stubs his toe then blames in on courage)
    Eustace: Stupid dog steals my boot then puts a chair in front of my toe.
    Live on Courage

  10. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:11am UTC
    click to see this quote

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles