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PerfectTwo

Status: Haters are welcome

Member Since: 20 Jul 2011 04:08pm

Last Seen: 15 Sep 2012 06:42pm

Location: Lockport,NY

Gender: F

user id: 197300

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  1. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    That awkward moment... when you don't own a rolling pin so you use a
    beer bottle!!!!

  2. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Drake & Josh
    Drake : come on climb up on my shoulders
    Josh : thats hazerdous!!!!

  3. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Drake and Josh
    "Josh came into my room and is making noises
    with cans"-Drake

  4. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    I'd like to belive that i'll wake up one morning and not miss him anymore.
    I'll finally undersatnd that when he broke my heart it was for a reason,
    one that i just don't undersatnd yet,
    but when i do i'll know that he messed up and not me.

  5. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    For Sale:
    one heart.
    horrible condition.
    will take anything for it.
    Please!!!!
    just cut it out of my chest and end this suffering.

  6. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    Going into a store and finding a toy
    and accidently break something and run away
    pretending you didn't do it

  7. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 11:05am UTC
    Ok you wanna know what i don't get
    When my friends come over and are like hey do you have a bathroom
    its like no we sh*t outside.

  9. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Confession 1
    The
    only reason i hate getting
    showers because i hate seeing myself
    naked.

  10. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    (White Liar)
    (Miranda Lambert)
    Hey White Liar the truth comes out a little at a time.
    And it spreads just like a fire slips off of your tongue like turpentine.
    And i don't know why White Liar

  11. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    (Fox and the Hound)
    (Disney quote 1)
    Todd:Copper you're my very best friend
    Copper: and you're min to Todd
    Todd:And we'll always be friends forever won't we
    Copper:Ya forever
    (fav if you love Disney and its tear jerking moments)
    (should i make a series)

  12. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Your beautiful every little piece love
    don't you know your really gonna be someone
    ask anyone. And when you everything you look for
    i hope your life lead you back to my front door ohhh
    but if it don't stay beautiful
    TaylorSwift

  13. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    ( Sponge Bob trying to paint Mr.Krabs' wall without messing up all of the knick-kacks)
    1 hour later
    Sponge Bob: k here we go....................
    2 hours later
    Sponge Bob; just a few more seconds..............
    3 hours later
    Patrick: can you hurry this up i'm all outta time cards

  14. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    should i start making confessions or no cuz i know a lot of people do

  15. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    (squidward playing his clarinet)
    (Squidwardplaying clarinet really loud and obnoxious-like)
    *Knock on door*
    Doctor: I'm with the animal hospital down the street, and we have reason to believe you have a dying animal on the premises...
    (squidward slams the door)

  16. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    is it just
    me or talking to an old
    friend makes you realize how much you have
    changed <3

  17. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    (little kid on sponge bob can't win a toy out of a crane)
    Little kid: awwwwwww
    Squidward: aww you didn't win
    Little kid:no
    Squidward: do you know what that means
    Little kid:no. what?
    Squidward: it means your a loser!!! i;m a winner see my prize your a loser who sits and cries

  18. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 1:11am UTC
    (Sandy is sleepwalking and about to get Sponge bob)
    Sponge bob: Stand back sandy im warning ya
    (Sandy growls in his face)
    Sponge bob: Alright i warned ya
    (Sponge bob throws a board)
    Patrick: Did you win
    (Patrick gets hit in the head and rolls to the ground with sponge bob)

  19. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    SHOULD I MAKE A SERIES OF SPONGE BOB QUOTES I ALREADY HAVE 3
    AND I ONLY DO THE OLD EPISODE THE NEW ONES SUCK SO PLEASE COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW

  20. PerfectTwo PerfectTwo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    Squidward: "Has anyone ever played an instrument before?"
    *Patrick's hand goes up*
    Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
    Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
    *Patrick's hand goes up again*
    Squidward: "No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either."
    *Patrick's hand goes down*

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