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heyijustmetyou
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May 31, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Today, he gave me his sweatshirt
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 10:19pm UTC

I don't always get asked out on a date.
but when I do, it's April 1st.

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runningislife*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 9:09pm UTC

I hate it when a website
asks me if I'm human,
And I'm just like:
NOPE! You got me! I'm a vacuum.

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Rinna
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 11:17am UTC

Pretending
to be asleep
so your parents
won't make you do
SOMETHING.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 5:29pm UTC

There's an airline called Virgin Airlines,
but I never use them. Who wants to fly on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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heyijustmetyou
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC

If there are forever alone girls, and forever alone
guys, then why don't they just get together ?

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heyijustmetyou
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:59pm UTC

GETTING
LOST
IN YOUR EYES
IS DEFINITELY THE
BEST FEELING
EVER
♥

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heyijustmetyou
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 10:39pm UTC

So another guy asked me to the movies this weekend .
That makes two in the past week. Most would say, wow you're so lucky. or stop complaning at least people like you. but you know what? None of them are HIM. and he's all i ever wanted. not some person who has nothing in common with me just looking for a good time. i just want something real, you know?
Sorry; just needed to vent

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Before you ask someone why they hate you,ask yourself why you care.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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RainDancer96
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Thanks for nothing.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Me: I'll turn my iPod on shuffle!
Me: No.
Me: No.
Me: No.
Me: No.
Me: No.
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Me: No.
Me: Yes.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Person 1: I can draw really well!
Person 2: I'm really athletic!
Person 3: I write really well!
Person 4: I'm gorgeous!
Person 5: I'm hilarious and super likeable!
Person 6: I can dance really well!
Me: I can breathe!

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Dear "grape" cough syrup,
have you ever tasted a grape?
You taste nothing like grape.
You taste like death and
the tears of small children.
nmq

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I heard you do some nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 9:05am UTC

Admit it
------------
before you buy a dress you spin
around just to see how much it twrills
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mayday
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 9:48pm UTC

Can you tell me,
[x] [x] [x]
{ DO I END UP HAPPY? ♥

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xoashleey
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Ending a Facebook Conversation by liking the last comment....

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RachellaRingo32
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 7:56pm UTC

I f y ou w a t c h t h e t i t a n i c b a c k w a r d s ,
Its about a magical ship that saves people.
(rachellaringo32's quote and format) removal of this results in death.

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LoveyouForever365
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Why do I need a dresser?
I have an entire bedroom floor.
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