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Peanut831

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Member Since: 24 Nov 2011 08:11pm

Last Seen: 17 Mar 2013 06:33pm

Birthday: March 5

Gender: F

user id: 242600

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My name is Christina and I am 16 years old. I have an amazing boyfriend and I love him so much :D If you have any questions or want to get to know me you can leave me a comment! kbaiii c;

Peanut831
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 2:59am UTC

me: sometimes I talk to myself
me: omg same

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Peanut831
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July 8, 2012 1:22am UTC

me in every single restaurant ever: i'll have the chicken fingers

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Peanut831
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July 7, 2012 12:40am UTC

murderer: i am going to kill you
me: NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
murderer: oh my bad man, sorry i didn't know. i'll try and hit the next house. have a good day

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Peanut831
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 8:45pm UTC

me: could I have a coke with that
cashier: is pepsi okay?
me: is monopoly money ok?
cashier: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Peanut831
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 1:23am UTC

Harry: *crying*
Naill: *crying*

Entire fandom: *crying*
Obama: *crying*
Spiderman: *crying*
Brittney Spears: *crying*
The world: *crying*
People who don't like them: "why am I crying?"

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Peanut831
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 2:01am UTC

me: knock knock
friend: who's there.

me: interrupting black woman
friend: interrupting bla-
me: mmMMMMHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Peanut831
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June 27, 2012 12:20am UTC

It's the memories
that will kill me .

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