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  1. DaniRalph17 DaniRalph17
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    Confession # 17
    i lie to you everyday by smiling and saying im fine
    im not...

  2. DaniRalph17 DaniRalph17
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    Confession # 18
    sometimes i look in the mirror and think
    wow way to be ugly

  3. DaniRalph17 DaniRalph17
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    Confession # 20
    i say my life is an open book and i would tell you anything
    ... more lies

  4. DaniRalph17 DaniRalph17
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    Confession # 23
    i can tell you the day we started talking everyday


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  7. MattieBeFly MattieBeFly
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    Telling your mom a funny story and end up getting a lecture about life.♥


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  9. crankthatclay crankthatclay
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    Officer, i swear to drunk,
    I’m not god.
    fave if you get it.m

  10. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    &&i hate it when;
    The cashier asks
    "Will that be all?"
    [ No, that's only half, I'm hiding the rest. You can't have it. ]
    "..Yes of course that's it."

  11. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    elephant: why do you have boobs on your back?
    camel: that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.


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  13. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    The road to success
    is always
    under construction.
    --__--

  14. EnriqueX788 EnriqueX788
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5,
    Sincerely Unicorns

  15. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Scientist say that the world
    is gonna end in 2012 but they can barely predict the weather for tomorrow.

  16. xxxskaterxxx xxxskaterxxx
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    Things to do in an elevator #10
    Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

  17. SerennLoveYouu SerennLoveYouu
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Dear Mum & Dad.
    You may think the spider is more scared of us, than we are of them. I think you may need to step in my shoes.
    Lots of Love, Your child who's scared of spiders. xxx


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  19. youmakemecrazy youmakemecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    ♥ if this has happened to you:
    please sign in to leave a comment;
    *SIGNS IN*
    YOU ARE ALREADY SIGNED IN, SILLY!
    well wtf.


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