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OneMoreLonelyGirl

  1. xokatieruth27 xokatieruth27
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Did you know that the voice of Bugs Bunny was allergic to carrots?
    Fav if you didnt.:)
    How iroonic is thaat? hahaa ♥

  2. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    TODAY,
    I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
    I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
    She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
    because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
    I l o v e t h i s k i d .
    MLIA :)

  3. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
    if you were on fire and I had water,
    I would probably drink the water.

  4. becca95lx4 becca95lx4
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    to players, we're hot.
    to perverts, we're sexy.
    to adults, we're cute.
    to relatives, we're adorable.
    to dumbasses, we're fine.
    to each other, we're pretty.
    to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
    to the right guys, we're beautiful.
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

  5. storyaboutagirl storyaboutagirl
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
    Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
    So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
    and if your a high schooler please leave
    a quick comment
    -xoxo

  6. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

  7. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    ATTENTION
    WITTY GIRLS!
    Last night "Merry Christmas Drake and Josh "aired on Nickelodeon. For the third Christmas in a row, the ratings have done exceedingly well. On DanWarp, the creator of the show Dan Scneider's blog, I emailed him about witty saying how the quotes are made by girls around the age of girls who would watch Drake and Josh. He said if this quote gets 1,000 faves, he will contact Drake Bell and Josh peck and ask them to make another season of the show. So,
    FAVE
    IF YOU WANT
    DRAKE AND JOSH
    TO COME BACK!!
    Y

  9. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  10. lilmissraej lilmissraej
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    "dude, she just cal-" " THE JOKES OVER. GO HOME".

  11. EshaEverlasting EshaEverlasting
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 3:25am UTC
    When. You. Read. This. Does. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Make. Pauses?

  12. Electric_Rainbow Electric_Rainbow
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 9:38pm UTC
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    Today, is the oldest i've ever been && the youngest i'll ever be again....♥

  13. laxisgame laxisgame
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    I'm known from the city where no one believed in me
    but i never gave up the fight
    but now I'm on the top. I told you to let it rock.

  14. chachacha101 chachacha101
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

  15. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    "Are you ready, kids?"
    "AYE AYE CAPTAIN."
    "I CAN'T HEAR YOU."
    Well then you're deaf.

  16. GreyEyes GreyEyes
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:15am UTC
    You Hear Police Sirens
    You Turn To Your Friend
    "What did you do now?"

  17. kisshugglovee kisshugglovee
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 10:11am UTC
    The First Guy
    That Ever Took A Poo
    Must Have Been Scared Shitless
    not my format


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. pelling156 pelling156
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 10:31am UTC
    Is it just me or....
    do other people hate it when
    your shoe squeaks and
    everyone thinks you farted?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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