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EvilAngel
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February 28, 2012 2:29pm UTC

My mother thinks she'll go to the principal of my school sometime soon because I'm pretty much being bullied by people in my year.
IT'S ABOUT FREAKING TIME.

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lozfaz*
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February 28, 2012 2:12pm UTC

Book: "Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" asked Dumbledore, clamly.
Calmly.
Film: HARRY. DID YAH PUT YAH NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?!?!

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FollowUrDreams*
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February 28, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Dad:
"Get your kids in here now"
Mom:
"why are they always my kids when they dont do what you say?"

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mgiels
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December 29, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Maybe everybody's looking for something
- Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

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yourcool
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February 27, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Using the word "thingy" when
you can't remember what something is called.

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yourcool
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February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC

That millisecond you think
you're going to die when you lean back in your chair a little to far.

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AustinH
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February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
*10 minutes later*
Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

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yourcool
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February 27, 2012 3:49pm UTC

One of the weirdest feelings is when
you can't remember what you just did a few seconds ago.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Apologizing to your pets when
you accidentally hit them.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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February 27, 2012 3:51pm UTC

What doesn't kill you
will probably try
again.

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BravoSierra
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February 27, 2012 1:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
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February 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC

If you never jumped from one couch to another
to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I always wonder
What people think
When they first see me.

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yourcool
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February 25, 2012 4:19pm UTC

No. I am not lazy,
I am just very protective of my seat.

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hyperhappygirl
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February 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC

You find something hilarious on youtube and cant stop laughing about it..
But when you show your friends, the only thing you keep saying is " just wait, it gets funnier" because the only reaction they have is pure confusion..

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