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mariepie99
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July 3, 2013 2:46pm UTC

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
I said, "I love you." But, what did you do?
You broke my heart, you ripped it out of my chest.
I thought you were different. But, you werejust like the rest.
Roses are still red. Voilets are still blue.
But everything changed, when I lost you.
•••

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Storyofmylife586
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Two words that should never go together: Summer school

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:57pm UTC

they're called eyebrows because
my eyes be browsing yo fine a.s

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:47pm UTC

One of the girls in the shop where I work is going to be having a baby.
I just haven't decided which one yet.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Shoutout to Witty for being the
only website where you don't have to pay to upgrade anything.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:48pm UTC

I hate hearing little kids calling other kids names or laughing at them,
they're like 5 years old and I want to punch them in the face. That's what happened to me, and I never want a kid to feel like that. I was like 6 or 7, and in 1st grade, and one day at recess these little girls were making fun of my hair. After recess, I ran to class and cut my hair with the scissors we were supposed to use for crafts later. My mom had to come pick me up because I wouldn't stop crying. That shìt hurts, and fùcks you up forever.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I've never been in love,
but I imagine it's very similar to the feeling you get when you see the waiter arriving with your food.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:26pm UTC

if i end up doing something really
cool or funny, there's an 80% chance it was accidental.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:15pm UTC

you wanna take this outside???
you wannt take this to the park?
you wanna look at the stars with me?
you wannt go out to dinner after?

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Augustus half smiled. “Because you're beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simple pleasures of existence.” -The Fault in Our Stars

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:04pm UTC

it's kind of ridiculous that you're expected
to get out of bed every single day and on top of that you have to look presentable

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 5:04pm UTC

If you don't laugh at my jokes,
that's okay because then I will.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:57pm UTC

thigh gaps.
it all depends on your bone
structure. in a study, two
xrays were taken.
xray 1 had
wide set hips, widely spaced
femurs, and an overall wider
pelvic girdle.
xray 2 had
smaller set hips, two deep
close set femurs, and a small
pelvic girdle.
a woman who's body is structured
like the woman in xray 2 might have
a more difficult time getting a thigh gap
because her body isn't neccesarily built
that way.
thigh gaps also depend on muscle.
if you have strong gracilis and abbuctor
muscles (the muscles on the inner side
of your thigh), you will have difficulty
developing a thigh gap. but guess what!
that doesn't make you fat! you could have
thighs that touch and rub all day long and
you may be totally healthy. it all depends
oon your body's buld.
don't base yourself on what somebody else looks like.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Captain America: At least we have superpowers!
Captain America: Take off your suit and what are you?
Iron Man: Genius.
Iron Man: Billionaire.
Iron Man: Playboy.
Captain America: ....

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:18pm UTC

side effects of being friends with me include
gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you don't watch or care about

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:10pm UTC

the moment i can walk outside and pick
a chicken nugget off a tree is the moment where i will walk outside willingly

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:18pm UTC

Doctor: So are you sexually active?
Me: No.
Doctor: Ha. Loser.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:20pm UTC

sometimes i feel offended by american stereotypes
but then i remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making twinkies

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 4:28pm UTC

hi i'm gonna tell you something that you don't wanna hear
That boy? He's not thinking of you. He's moved on.
If you think he's craving your kiss & sitting around
missing you, ( you're dead wrong ). He's not wishing
she was you. He's happy with his new girlfriend.
Do something for yourself & move on. There's no use
in having your heart hurt over someone who isn't even
thinking twice a b o u t a s w e e t g i r l l i k e y o u.
You can do better than him, but he can't do better than you.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Mom: You barely ever leave your room anymore! are you still even human?
Me: Not at all.
Me: I'm Wittian.

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