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gracegreene
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April 25, 2012 6:08pm UTC

8 billionpeople;
and he's the only one I want.♥

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whenever_you_smile
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February 3, 2012 9:44pm UTC

I wanna meet
this bridge-jumping friend my parents complain about.
nmf/nmq

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BravoSierra
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February 2, 2012 3:14pm UTC

*HOME ALONE*
Well I hope the neighbors like this song.

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suttonmcdonell
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February 7, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Peeking behind the shower curtain to see if someone is there..

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FunZy0x4
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February 3, 2012 5:51pm UTC

my wallet is like an onion.
when I open it, i cry. [:

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smileforthecamera282
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February 4, 2012 1:04pm UTC

My girlfriend thinks I a m a
p e o d o f i l e
But what does she know? Shes only 6
i l a u g h e d s o h a r d.

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AlyssaLovesYou13
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February 1, 2012 3:04pm UTC

I've probably learned more from google
then i have school.

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twilightgirl995
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February 2, 2012 8:52pm UTC

What you said:
I'm going out for a little bit, Mom.
What she heard:
I'm going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people. I'm never coming back, I hate you, and your cooking sucks.
Format by twilightgirl995

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jimmy365
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February 4, 2012 6:55pm UTC

I’ll advise you…don’t mess with me:
I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
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theunicorn
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February 4, 2012 9:24pm UTC

I'll love you to ∞ and -->♥

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BlackButterflies
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February 3, 2012 6:20pm UTC

me: "mommm, I'm going to the movies!"
mom: " oh, okay.... with friends?"
me: "no, mom, I am voluntarily going to to movies with a mob of leather-clad serial rapists. seeya."

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emily1534
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February 1, 2012 8:55pm UTC

You remind me of my toe
because I know that eventually
I will end up banging you
on a table.
-♥-

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samzii17
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February 3, 2012 3:39pm UTC

That 0.1% of germs
that nothing can kill.

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pigglywiggly
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January 31, 2012 8:31pm UTC

i hate my body. i've got blades, what do i do now?
Take them and go into your bathroom and take all of your clothes off. Then stand up and look in the mirror. Just for a second, even if you hate what you see. Then, imagine your body covered in scars, gashes, burns, cuts, and bruises. Imagine yourself months from now hiding your body, apoligizing while your hurry to push your sleeves down when they slide up in class. Now back to normal, which one do you prefer? Exactly. Put down the razor. Put your clothes back on. Leave the bathroom. Call your best friend, your significant other, tell them you love them. Don't ever touch that f.ucking razor again.

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