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pippytabby909
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December 24, 2010 9:38pm UTC

" i-i-i-i c a n m a k e y o u r b e d r o c k "
N-n-n-n-no you cant, it's a temperpedic

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lovelikecrazy23
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 3:08pm UTC

Here comes the
'She's to young for you bro'
Phase

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 3:29pm UTC

Why don't you respond?
Sorry I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.
Okay.
Did you find it yet?
No.
Okay, let me know when you do.

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ddriscollxx
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 2:24pm UTC

If she thinks, 69 is just a number - than she is too young for you
Bro.

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Disconnected
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 6:21pm UTC

You want to know a little bit about me?
I think I’ve always been /// // / // // /// / +++_______
half out of my shell and half in.
Sometimes I can be extremely wild
and sometimes I can be extremely shy.
It just depends on the day.
Emile Hirsch

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madmaggie
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 2:54pm UTC

Last night ,
I looked up and matched each star with one reason
why I love you.
I was doing great,
until I ran out of stars.
♥

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Disconnected
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 5:42pm UTC

+People think that
if you love somebody ♥hard enough
// / / /// // / then everything is just gonna work out.
People are wrong.

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xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
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August 19, 2011 3:46pm UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 7:40pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you accidentally "Like" something on Facebook while you were stalking.

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KrystalKastles
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC

I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 1:49pm UTC

I THINK WITTYS ON HER..
period.♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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alliislovex3
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 2:12pm UTC

during the crash
i just thought my computer wasn't working.
G

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livelovelaughxxxxx
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 2:08pm UTC

♥wish they had phones in heaven,so you could talk to the people you miss♥
my quote.

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Gymdancer288
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 1:47pm UTC

you survived the witty crash?
cool story bro.
you should tell that one at parties.

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truthnlies666
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 5:26pm UTC

I think it'd be funny
To have a party&&
take all the alcoholic drinks and replace them with non alcoholic drinks
&&
See how people act when they think their drunk.

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Anjchyka
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 1:59pm UTC

Do you know that
guy over there?
Yeah, why?
Do you like him?
Nooo, he is not cute at all!
Well, he likes you.
Well now that I think
about it, he's pretty cute.❤
nm

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addieroxpink17
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 2:11pm UTC

That 5 minute party you
have
when the teacher leaves the room.
nmf

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ColorMeeSamm
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 4:38pm UTC

I swear,
Witty goes down more than a
Stripper.

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JustWaiting
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August 19, 2011 2:17pm UTC

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