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OXJennyXO123
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December 3, 2012 12:20pm UTC

Why was math sad?
Because it has lots of problems

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OXJennyXO123
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December 3, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them squate roots

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 10:42am UTC

My shampoo smells like caramel
But it doesn't taste the same way
at least now my mouth smells like caramel :)

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 10:39am UTC

Studying...
Those three first letters weren't needed.

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OXJennyXO123
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November 30, 2012 3:18pm UTC

You kinda remind me
Santa Claus
You work only 1 day a year and spend the other 364 judging other people

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 11:25am UTC

Wanna hear the Best Joke Ever:
"The best joke ever"
nmq

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OXJennyXO123
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November 29, 2012 11:16am UTC

Stranger: Sie sind sehr scönh!!
Me: Well... I have no idea what you said but i'll just smile and thank you, :) thanks.

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 5:11am UTC

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Me: Yeah, yeah the same old compliment...

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 2:45pm UTC

Guys Help!
I can't find my sock

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 11:33am UTC

Me: Mooom where's my T-shirt?
Mom: You're wearing it!
Me: No im no- Uh.. Nevermind..

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 2:50am UTC

This quote turns into purple
everytime you close your eyes.

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 2:20am UTC

Girl: Please slow down, im scared
Boy: But this is kinda fun, don't be scared.
Girl: No, no it's not fun, please slow down!!
Boy: OK, but first tell me that you love me.
Girl: I love you
Boy: Now hug me and tell me you love me again.
Girl: *hugs him* I love you
Boy: I love you too now please take my helmet and put it in your head
Girl: *Takes his helmet and puts it in her head*
The next day it was all over news: ''A motorbike crushed, only 1 person dies''
The boy knew that the motorbike was broken but he didnt want to scare the girl so he asked her to tell him that she loved him and hug him for the last time. He knew he would die so he gave the girl his helmet so at least she could survive...

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 10:26am UTC

If you would have to
choose
Between your best friend and 1000000
dollars
What would be the first thing you'd buy?

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 10:20am UTC

A guy gave to a girl 15 roses . . .
Boy: I will love you until the last rose dies.
Girl: But one of those roses is fake
Boy: Exactly

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 10:10am UTC

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1) Fave this quote
2) Highlight the numbers above
3) Pres CTRL and F at the same time
4) Pres 9
5) Comment what happens ;)
nmq

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 1:44pm UTC

I threw a kid in the well,
don'ask me i'll never tell,
I will regret in the hell
but he was in my way...
Nmq

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OXJennyXO123
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 1:21pm UTC

Life is not moments when you breathe.
Life is moments when you'breath less....

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