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OXJennyXO123 · 1 decade ago
2 faves. This was supposed to ba sad. I guess its my fault since i put it under funny quotes... Hey its 23:48 here. And im still on witty
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gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
:]
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Mi_iM · 1 decade ago
Yeh .. we all hate them but they're the future rich people :')
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
I don't know actually
let me google this hold on

This is what I found:
Yes and no. I mean, all your muscles relax when you die, which causes some things that were being held inside to then flow outside, due to gravity--urine, poo, menstrual blood. Then your muscles clench up for like 48 hours (rigor mortis). This will act to push more stuff out. And then the muscles relax again and gradually break down and decompose. This means that when you die, you make a big mess. Funeral directors then clean it all up and wash you off to make the body presentable.
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Xxguineapigxx · 1 decade ago
how did you guess
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NYX95 · 1 decade ago
It is not easy being a woman........
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Nikki Sixx* · 1 decade ago
My name must be 'math' then xD
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NYX95 · 1 decade ago
and then my teacher give me those problem and I get sad.......
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NYX95 · 1 decade ago
this is so funny!!!!
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
we get it. this is the second quote you made about this.
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Vodka · 1 decade ago
That's pretty freakin' cool. :D
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Water307 · 1 decade ago
Ask Socko for one...
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Vampire123 · 1 decade ago
Get a random one and put it on!
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curiositykilled · 1 decade ago
its a lost cause. save urself from the insanity go buy a new pair
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OmegleTalk · 1 decade ago
you will :) x
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OmegleTalk · 1 decade ago
100 years of independence?
Wow! Have fun!
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lillan122 · 1 decade ago
If she's that annoying than ignore her! If your friends have a problem with that than thats their problem, try find friends that will accept you!
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princessdie · 1 decade ago
If you mean enough to each other you should try and work it out. Talk over your problems maturely & compromise. I've lost so many friends because we wouldn't meet each other in the middle. Maybe try and be a little sensitive if she doesn't like being called stupid, it might genuinely upset her but theres nothing wrong with joking every once in a while (: I hope you become friends again. Each friend I've drifted apart from I've regretted now making more of an effort.
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Then I say you should just not talk to her and spend some time away from her. If she really is your friend she'll come back and apologize for what she's done/does. It'll be okay :)
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Every1stellingmeSecrets · 1 decade ago
i know, but i did to. that guy was a really sensitive topic. tell her you love her like a sis, and you don't appreciate her saying those things, and ask if you can work it out
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