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NotYourAverageDerek

1. NotYourAverageDerek
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 10:16pm UTC
   I got these haters like, “when will he stop?”
   maybe a minute after never.
   So set your clocks
   
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2. NotYourAverageDerek
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2011 7:20pm UTC
   When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.
   — John Lennon
   
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3. NotYourAverageDerek
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   April 29, 2011 7:04pm UTC
   I hate when
   people think they're in love when they're
   clearly not
   
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4. NotYourAverageDerek
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   April 29, 2011 11:34am UTC
   i jumped a fence today...
   yep, I'M BLACK
   
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5. NotYourAverageDerek
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   April 27, 2011 7:30pm UTC
   I find it a little awkward when your teacher gives you a 69 on a paper.... and then adds a winky face.
   
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6. NotYourAverageDerek
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2011 6:21pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   When a ginger speaks without permission
   
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7. NotYourAverageDerek
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2011 6:15pm UTC
   real love
   can survive anything
   
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8. NotYourAverageDerek
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2011 8:19pm UTC
   welll it started with your hips
   So i moved up to your lips
   To take a chance, ask for a dance
   Cuz you're the cutest thing on this side of the world
   <3
   
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9. NotYourAverageDerek
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2011 7:26pm UTC
   When life gives you lemons, keep ‘em… cuz hey… Free Lemons.
   
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10. NotYourAverageDerek
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 11:34am UTC
    Love is better,
    when you let go of the little things,
    & just smile
    
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