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xoxohersheykiss5
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May 7, 2011 6:24pm UTC

I Swear…
Taylor Swift Stalks Me
And makes songs about my life.
{♥}

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xoxohersheykiss5
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May 16, 2011 9:13pm UTC

You want something to brighten up your day?
Click on the link below, and I’ll guarantee you it’ll make you smile(:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEN-kHe5o_Y&feature=share
If you don’t believe me and are afraid to click it, it’s just about a little boy and girl who get their first kiss;
It’s adorable♥

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xoxohersheykiss5
posted a quote
June 7, 2011 8:16pm UTC

I.hate.when.
I walk into a room
and completely forget
what I was gonna do.
-Anyone else?

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smileyz316
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June 22, 2011 4:27pm UTC

>>> Why did they create glow in the dark condoms?
So that guys can play star wars!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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itsviennax97
posted a quote
April 29, 2011 7:39pm UTC

true love never dies.
♥

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
April 29, 2011 7:32pm UTC

Laptops should give us like
a twenty second notice
to when the battery's gonna die;
So we'd run like ninjas
to get the damn charger.

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ConnorAddario
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April 29, 2011 7:29pm UTC

i wish i was a turtle.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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xoxohersheykiss5
posted a quote
April 29, 2011 7:18pm UTC

Forever.
Isn't long enough
♥

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