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  1. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:54am UTC
    Hakuna
    Muthafakka
    nmf/but my quote :)

  2. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:44am UTC
    I don't know what to make a quote about.

  3. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:00am UTC
    HOW HOT ARE YOU? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT
    1-11 (NO CHEATING)
    WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
    1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
    a) Dark
    (b) Light
    2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
    a) Go to a party
    (b) Go out to eat
    3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
    a) Baby-Pink
    b) Yellow
    c) Baby-Blue
    d) Turquoise
    4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF:
    a) Talking
    b) Dancing
    c) Taking Long Walks
    5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
    a) Louie Vuitton
    b) coach
    c) againt all odds?
    6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
    OUT OF
    THE FOLLOWING?
    a) hawaii
    b) London
    c) florida
    7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
    RATHER GO
    TO:
    a) The Beach
    b) Somewhere Cooler
    8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
    a) January
    b) February
    c) March
    d) April
    e) May
    f) June
    g) July
    h) August
    i) September
    j) October
    k) November
    l) December
    9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
    a) Chill at home
    b) Go out with friends
    10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
    INSTRUMENT
    OUT OF:
    a) Guitar
    b) Bass guitar
    c) Drums
    d) The Triangle
    11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
    OPPOSITE GENDER
    ====NOW MAKE A WISH!====
    ................................................
    *****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****
    **ANSWERS** > > > >
    1.
    a. dark= sexy [5points]
    b. light = sweet [2 points]
    2.
    a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
    b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
    3.
    a. baby-pink = cute [2]
    b. yellow = loud [3]
    c. baby-blue = cool [5]
    d. turquoise = sexy [5]
    4.
    a. Talking = active [2]
    b. Dancing = determined [2]
    c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
    5.
    a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
    b. coach = laid back [2]
    c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
    6.
    a. hawaii = you like being around
    people [2]
    b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
    cold [2]
    c. florida = You like to party! [5]
    7.
    a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
    b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
    8.
    a. January = popular [5]
    b. February = lovely [2]
    c. March = rebellious [5]
    d. April = playful [5]
    e. May = happy [5]
    f.. june = chills a lot [5]
    g. July = smooth [3]
    h. August = fun [5]
    i. September = quiet [2]
    j. October = out-going [3]
    k. November = pimpin' it [5]
    l.. December = warm [3]
    9.
    a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
    b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
    10.
    a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
    b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
    c. Drums = crazy [5]
    d. Triangle = simple [2]
    11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
    SCORES!!!!
    UP TO 17= You can do better than that!
    18-20= Okay...
    21-35 = Rather HOT...!
    36+ = OWWW, YOU BURN!!!
    NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
    MINUTESAND YOU WILL HAVE
    GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR
    ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11
    REPOST AS: HOT TEST & then write your score at the bottom.
    If you don't repost this you will have the following:
    ~ You will fail your tests
    ~ You will cut your finger
    ~ You will lose someone close to you
    ~ You will not have a good day for the next 12 years
    --And if you do repost this you will:
    ~ be kissed by your crush before next month
    ~ have good luck
    ~ have someone fall in love with you
    ~ have your biggest dream come true
    MY SCORE: 43

  4. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:17am UTC
    I miss him.

  5. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 7:43am UTC
    If only I could tell
    You
    How much I,
    I Love You
    -*-

  6. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 7:38am UTC
    What does
    it take to be
    noticed
    by
    you?
    ♥ Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection!

  7. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:49am UTC
    Girl: I love you.
    - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl: Really?
    - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday.
    - Girl: ......
    - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl: Yeah...where?
    - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl: Ok.
    - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues...
    -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy: Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl: Yeah?
    - Boy: I love you. - Girl: I love you too! -
    Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl: Ok bye.
    - Boy: Bye.
    *************************** 2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) -
    Boy: Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy: Ok. They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl: Why??!
    - Boy: Its a suprise
    . - Girl: What kind of suprise?
    - Boy: A big one.
    - Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy: I promise.
    - Girl: Ok blind fold me... So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy: Ok we're here! -Girl: Where?
    - Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl: What place?
    - Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl: Baby!... The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl: Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl: Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy: Why are you crying?
    - Girl: This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl: (tears come down faster)
    - Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl: Get up!
    - Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses him)
    - Boy: Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl: Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this bsp;

  8. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 7:15am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:18am UTC
    Him
    You're falling for the guy, you just thought of ♥

  10. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 2:40am UTC
    If u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins.....

  11. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:11am UTC
    Everone is saying,
    "Witty is back!"
    but WHERE DID WITTY GO?
    just wondering.

  12. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 9:05am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    In your head:
    My crush asks me out, he proposes, we get married and live happily ever after.
    Reality:
    He doesn't even know I exist :|
    nmf
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  13. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    (if you are reading this)
    God is watching you. If you repost then he will fix two BIG things in your life.
    •repost if you believe•

  14. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:33am UTC
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    *That mini HEART ATTACK you get when you THINK you lost you r phone!
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

  15. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 5:33am UTC
    {♥} If you have a crush ;)

  16. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:03am UTC
    Idea;
    Everytime I comment on someone profle, Im gonna end in beautiful, gorgeous, honey, stuff like that :)
    -not for faves, just putting it out there :)

  17. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 7:38am UTC
    Just want to make
    someone's
    day that tiny bit
    better !
    Fave & I'll write a compliment on your profile (:.
    -I'll do them all(:
    Mine isn't going well :(
    Format: twilightgirl995

  18. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:08am UTC
    Whoever {♥}'s this I will FOLLOW them.
    I promise i'll do them All.♥

  19. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:14am UTC
    That Annoying moment when someone who's soo F*cking gorgeous says:
    'Oh Im not pretty!, I look so ugly' :|
    And I'm like:
    Have you f*cking looked in the mirror lately?

  20. Nishils Nishils
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:49am UTC
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