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  1. NinjaWar NinjaWar
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    "Keep moving forward and never step back" - Alex Jessie Roy Mace

  2. XxRaaawrrxX XxRaaawrrxX
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    I buried the body.What now?
    Who is this?
    Fred hognognggn
    Oh. I'm giving this number to the police.
    Epic fail.

  3. lashaay lashaay
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Unicorns aren't mythical creatures,
    they're horses dressed as landsharks

  4. AliceAndTheHomyyzz AliceAndTheHomyyzz
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    ...This is the way that we
    LOVE,
    ...Like it’s forever
    Then live the rest of our lives but
    NOT TOGETHER.. ~

  5. Anushka Anushka
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 9:57am UTC
    One of my friend betrayed me.... She thinks I'm weird because for how I walk! But she is freaking weird for how she talks ;) I thought she was innocent but she's a meanie from now

  6. AngieVD1866 AngieVD1866
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Listening to a 'chipmunk styled'
    song ALWAYS lightens the mood ;)

  7. andreakatelyn andreakatelyn
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Y O L O
    you obsesesivly love others♥

  8. cupcakes4eva cupcakes4eva
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    Buying a happy meal at McDonalds
    & the cashier looks at me & he says
    "A happy meal? That's kinda pathetic . . ."
    & I'm all "Hahah like you should talk."

  9. IAmACullen IAmACullen
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:06am UTC
    (_/) (_/)
    (._ .) (^ ^)
    (># ) (< <)
    I was going to give you this waffle...
    (_/) (_/)
    ( . . ) ( -. -)
    (>#<) (v v)
    But then i was like...
    (_/) (_/)
    (^o^) (._.")
    (>#<) (^ ^)
    I am SO hungry!...
    (_/) (_/)
    (n.n ) ("-.-)
    (> <) (> <)
    So i ate it.. Hehee
    (_/) (_/)
    (._ .) (^ ^)
    (># ) (< <)
    Fine here. I found another one. The end. :D


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. icarly26 icarly26
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Doing somthing really
    embarressing and then remembering my boyfriend lives across the street

  12. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Insecurity is whats ugly.
    NOT YOU.

  13. birdofthesummer birdofthesummer
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 2:36am UTC
    It's crazy.
    How listening to one song,
    brings you back to the time, the place, the boy, the friend, the family problems, the self esteem issues, the drama...
    It's like
    time stood still.

  14. tobewildx3 tobewildx3
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    why does love always feel like a BATTLEFIELD?

  15. WittyXDDDD WittyXDDDD
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:55am UTC
    Remember to be nice to nerds, chances are you are going to work for them in the future (x

  16. Family_Guy_Quotes Family_Guy_Quotes
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:57am UTC
    FAMILY GUY QUOTE #6
    Peter:
    Hold on listen here, I may be an idiot sir, but there is one thing I'm not, and that sir, is an idiot.

  17. Austin_Leigh520 Austin_Leigh520
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:59am UTC
    Random person: you're so weird...
    Me: THANKS! :)
    Weird and proud. <3

  18. BrieLynn BrieLynn
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 2:10am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Let me put this out there.
    If I am on my period & I'm wearing sweats, and you call me 'trashy',
    you will get cut.
    nmf.

  19. supercows supercows
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 2:02am UTC
    today i saw a man mowing
    his
    house
    what is the world comeing to?

  20. twilightloverfansabrinek twilightloverfansabrinek
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 2:11am UTC
    that awkward moment when...
    you say goodbye to someone but you
    walk in the same direction..

:)

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