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prplesockerninja22
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May 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Did you know?
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
nmf

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 11:14am UTC

Smash or pass
Smash
AWE ;)
Your face into a brick wall...
Oh...
nmq

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nebraska99
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 12:02am UTC

Guy: You're beautiful.
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me: Shouldn't your pants be on fire or something?

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laaurenn
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May 29, 2012 10:29pm UTC

gurl i will ✄ you.

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shadysback
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August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

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nebula_xo
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August 25, 2009 1:42pm UTC

i think im too afraid to be happy
because whenever i get too happy something bad happens
- charlie brown

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Everlong
posted a quote
December 28, 2009 2:26pm UTC

Wittyism.
xx The Ten (10) Commandments.
Thou shalt have no site creators before Steve.
Thou shalt NOT make unto Witty non-quotes.
Thou shalt NOT take the name of Witty in vain.
Remember thy Witty birthday, to keep it holy.
Honor thy fellow Wittiers.
Thou shalt N O T create troll accounts.
Thou shalt N O T post chain mail.
Thou shalt N O T steal quotes.
Thou shalt NOT bear false pictures on thy profile.
Thou shalt N O T covet thy fellow Wittiers'
quotes, nor anything that is thy fellow Witters'

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no_strings_attached
posted a quote
December 24, 2009 3:18am UTC

&+ the tomboy said
he's the only one who could get me (( to listen )) to the girly girl songs
you hear ::on the radio:: he makes me ::want to sing:: in the shower
regardless if i'm out__of __tune. he brings me dreams of a moonlit night
and we'd dance around in a *warm and mild* embrace. he makes me
want to :reconsider pink: and :wear make-up: when i go to school
he makes me want to change____and____be a girly-girl
B U T . H E . W O U L D N ' T . W A N T . T H A T ;
[♥]he loves me for who i am

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