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NerdBird101
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December 30, 2011 9:45pm UTC

When your parents tell you to get out of your p.j's which are basiclly sweats and a shirt
You slap on some deoderent, and change into a clean shirt and sweats
U know you do......

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NerdBird101
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December 30, 2011 9:41pm UTC

That one day......
You spend updating your iPod...

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NerdBird101
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December 29, 2011 8:46pm UTC

What brothers re good for.
Bribing
Fetching random crap you dont need
Other than that, they are useless

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NerdBird101
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December 29, 2011 8:41pm UTC

Me and my friend made a promise.
When one of us die, the other has to dramaticly jump into the grave and say
"WHY!!!!!!!!!!"
love ya maya♥

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NerdBird101
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December 23, 2011 7:58pm UTC

The future minds of the world are the Witty Teens,
So ignore the rudeness and the hate, we are the future!!!♥♥♥

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NerdBird101
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December 8, 2011 6:18pm UTC

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December 8, 2011 6:12pm UTC

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NerdBird101
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December 8, 2011 6:03pm UTC

& who else remembers,
What's up?
Chicken butt

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NerdBird101
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December 7, 2011 5:03pm UTC

You know you have severe witty obsesion when you drop everything and say i gotta witty that!!!!

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NerdBird101
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December 7, 2011 4:56pm UTC

emotionally;overdue
Physically;impaired
mentally;exhausted
literally;just getting started....
alnicholas quotes

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NerdBird101
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 6:03pm UTC

I don't hate you,
Let's put it like this,
If i was in a room with the first two people on Americas most wanted list, and you.And had two bullets,
I would shoot you twice.....
Soooo yeahhh, i pretty much hate the very existance of you....

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NerdBird101
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 8:41pm UTC

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuanna. Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and said to Jill, "You wanna?". Jill said yes, dropped her dress, and they had a lot of fun. But Jill forget to take the pill and now they have a son.
nmq

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NerdBird101
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 6:15pm UTC

dude, i wasn't that drunk,
Me, you took a pineapple and said,
"sponge bob i know your there!!!!"

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NerdBird101
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November 10, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Dude I wasn't that drunk.....
Me; You sat on my couch and said"horsey you're going the wrong way.....

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NerdBird101
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November 7, 2011 11:21pm UTC

I
don't hate you,
lets put it this way,
If you were on fire and i had water,
I waiuld probably drink the water....

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NerdBird101
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 6:37pm UTC

If i was ment to be controlled,
I would have come with a remote........

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NerdBird101
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 6:33pm UTC

IF we were ment to have flaws.
Why Do people expect 100%??
Sincerelly,
80%
nmf

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NerdBird101
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 6:21pm UTC

Teenager. (noun.)
when you're too young for half the things you want to do
and too old do do the other half.
nmq

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NerdBird101
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November 5, 2011 6:19pm UTC

Dear cool people,
They didn't name candy after you now did they,
Sincerelly,
Us nerds
nmq

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NerdBird101
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November 3, 2011 8:13pm UTC

Man, if i wanted to listen to you........
Oh wait, i don't want to listen to you.... :D

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