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Nemo_is_lost_so_he

1. HeidioPHD
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 6:17pm UTC
   So apparently A_Police_Car started following A_Big_White_Van.
   Payback.
   
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2. Chasshole
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC
   Don't feel too special guys... c:
   A_big_white_van started following you.
   Nemo_is_lost_so_he started following you.
   #trolololol
   
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3. awesomepeta
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 6:48pm UTC
   The moment when:
   You're less scared of:
   a_big_white_van started following you - 5:34pm on 19th of August 2012
   than
   Directioner_4_EVA started following you - 6:20pm on the 19th of August 2012
   WOO NEW KISS ALBUM GUYS!!!!
   
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4. Witty_New
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 6:22pm UTC
   Witty news
   Recently many people have been creating accounts like A_Big_White_Van and many wittians have gotten annoyed with it. But in many minds it is just good clean fun. I enjoyed getting a notification telling me A_Big_White_Van was following me. It gave me a good laugh. Have fun with life!
   
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5. xxokiraxxo
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   I'm getting sick of all these character or creepy usernames.
   The first time was funny but not when there's ten of them.
   Originality really is dead on Witty.
   This is just like jocked quotes, but for some reason everyone finds this hilarious.
   
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6. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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7. flossydossy
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 6:10pm UTC
   a guy with a knife started following you
   Anna grabbed a knife and started following you
   A clown in a white van started following you
   Holy cr//p
   
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8. MyNameIsNick
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   nemo_is_lost_so_he started following you - 9:22 pm August 19, 2012
   a_guy_with_a_knife started following you - 9:22 pm August 19, 2012
   a_girl_in_a_black_van started following you - 9:20 pm August 19, 2012
   well thats not good...
   
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9. PoisonIvy
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   I wish all theses creepy people with guns, knives, and big white, windowless vans would stop following me.
   
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10. xXxrhiannonxXx
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    nemo_is_so_lost_so_he
    &
    a_guy_with_a_knife
    started following me.
    day=made.
    ♥
    
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11. Julielool
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Nemo_is_lost started following you. o__o.LOLOLOL.
    
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12. alexthebabe
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    #42
    Facts about guys
    that girls should know:
    We love when you tell us we smell good.
    
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13. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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14. Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Best childhood memory;
    falling asleep on the sofa & waking up in bed.
    "OH MY GOSH! I CAN TELEPORT!"
    
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