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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hermione23katniss
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May 4, 2012 8:10pm UTC

I bet the "YMCA" dance
is a lot harder to do in chinese.

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dancergrl101
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May 4, 2012 10:11pm UTC

"we'd totally date a fan!"
liam: dates famous dancer
louis: dates gorgeous model
zayn: hooks up with famous singer
harry: hooks up with model
niall: sits there and does nothing
me: i love you niall

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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chocolate_monsterx3
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April 22, 2012 3:32pm UTC

Format By chocolate_monsterx3
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
My parents
should be happy
That I hide food.
Not drugs.
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Meow.

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emilyandthatsall
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Me: Did you eat a dick?
Guy: Wtf? No why
Me: Well they say you are what you eat..
Guy: ...
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy
Me: Well bye then ^.^
*Someone reported this (seriously, thats lame) so Imma just repost it haaa? :D
Dick isnt a cussword, some people just find it offensive. You know its a nickname for the name "Richard" right? lol Its not breaking any rules

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maceigh
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April 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Admit it,
When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.

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rupertgrintluvr
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April 14, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Hot Chelle Rae looking at tumblrs:
Jamie: RYAN! I FOUND A BLOG ABOUT US! OMG, IN THIS PICTURE I NEED TO SHAVE!
Ryan: *Follows every blogs he sees*
Ian: Wow! Someone posted a picture of Harry Potter and Dra-
Nash: LOOK HERE'S CHORD!
Ryan: OMG YOUR BROTHER???
Jamie: NO IAN'S SISTER'S CHORD!
Ian: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!
Body Guard: I can't believe I get paid $20 dollars an hour to listen to this.

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC

The Hunger Games has 3 books. 23 people die each year in the games. There are 12 districts. The movie came out 3-23-12. Coincidence?
@thegooglefacts

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2thekids
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April 14, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Here's to the kids who memorize lyrics faster than vocabulary words.

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iamkenzie97
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 12:32pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
you look in the mirror.
while crying.
and you just start crying more.

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伤*
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April 14, 2012 11:11am UTC

"I'm the kind of boy who would
fall in love with any girl becuase
i love her with my heart not my eyes."
- Niall Horan♥
format credit to OneDirection

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bballgirl33
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 8:41am UTC

Weird Thought:
In 100 years Facebook will have millions of unactive accounts of dead people

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yazza23
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 8:31am UTC

Seeing a spider isn't a problem.
It becomes a problem when it disapears.

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Attitude is a little thing that makes a BIG difference.

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 6:05pm UTC

British: One Dye-rection.
Americans: One Der-ection.
Aussies: One Da-rection.
Chinese: Wan Da-re-shun.
Irish: Wonder-action.
^ LOL im Irish!
nmq

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mdenault
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 12:21pm UTC

I hate it when I'm eating cereal
and the last three pieces are like
" b!+(h, catch me if you can!"

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harrypotterrox
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Dear Edward,
Vat is your skincare secrets? You simply glow in ze sunlight!
Yours truly,
Count Dracula. xx

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mick
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Hi there, I don't mean to intrude your quote reading or anything but..
I think you're beautiful.

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mdenault
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Oh,
you wear sunglasses inside?
It must be
sunny on planet cool.

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