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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 9:32pm UTC

So I signed up to be a reading buddy
and my reading buddy is named Rick.
I was reading to him and he stopped me and looked into my eyes and said
"When you fell from heaven did it hurt ?"
I just looked at him confused and then he took my hand in his and said
" Don't worry, I know you are an angel, those cuts on your arms are marks from your fall. I'll keep your secret. My sister is an angel too!"

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 4:54pm UTC

If I die young bury me in band merch
lay me down on a bed of posters
soread my ashes at warped tour
at dawn
send me away with the words of a punk song

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dunner*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 5:14am UTC

One time during lunch I was sitting with my friends. Everyone's talking and then you hear spoons and containers clang on the floor. Then there is complete silence for 30 seconds.
Then out of the silence you here my guy friend go,
CLUMSY SON OF A B-!
Me and a friend tried so hard not to laugh..

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Princess2Horan
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October 11, 2013 11:58am UTC

Soooooo..... will this boyband obsession ever end or is it just a never ending cycle of happiness and tears over some gorgeous guys who will never know I exist?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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I_am_the_monster_under_your_bed
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 12:54am UTC

Dont cry because they left,
Just smile because they gave you a chance to find someone better. . . .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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blue3yedBeauty
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 12:59pm UTC

Who else is an Emblem 3 fan?
E3?
anyone? no?
just me? dang!

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shelbymccann
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:11am UTC

I don't mind living in
a man's world;
Just as long as I can be
a woman in it.
♥Marilyn Monroe

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 12:08pm UTC

THIS
LIFE IS
OVER-
RATED.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 5:28am UTC

Déjà hoe
[adjective]
The feeling of having met this hoe before

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bowsbeforebros
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 6:47am UTC

"Hell is empty
&
all the devils are here"
-William Shakespeare

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 9:20pm UTC

Barney: "Our wedding is going to be legendary."
Robin: "No 'wait for it'?"
Barney: "I've already got you. I don't have to wait anymore."

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RadioCatastrophe
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 10:12am UTC


They're gonna find you
Just believe
You're not a person
You're a disease

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LollingUpHearts
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 9:40pm UTC

The problem is that we think too much and feel little

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gab*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 2:24pm UTC

FOR ME, SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW, EXCUSE ME WHILE I TRANSFORM INTO A VEGETABLE AND HIRE SOMEONE TO CHOP ME INTO 1000 SLICES AND THROW EACH SLICE INTO A HUGE PAN SITTING ONTOP OF A STOVE BURNER AT 1000000 DEGREES AND YOU GUYS CAN INVITE YOUR FRIENDS OVER TO THROW A PARTY AND SMOKE MY ASHES.

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Makabeli
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:14am UTC

She bruises, coughs, she splutters pistol shots
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
She's morphine, queen of my vaccine My love, my love, love, love, la, la, la
~Alt-J

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^_^*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:16am UTC

Cos your the apple to my pie...
The straw to my berry...
you're the smoke to my high...
You're the one i want to marry.

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Blurryface.*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:17am UTC

Teacher: The Sun is the thing hot throughout
the universe... Me: Excuse me, but...Do you
have seen some time to ONE DIRECTION?

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Delusionalpieceofdust *
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August 3, 2013 4:21am UTC

“But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more.”
-Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid

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