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  1. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Nicole
    Im board.
    Like • Comment • 4 minutes ago via mobile
    Melissa, Morgan, Shylyn like this.
    Tyler
    Hi board, Im chalk.
    2 minutes ago · Like ·
    Nicole
    No I mean board like Im so BOARD! Not bored like chalkBORED.
    2 minutes ago · Like
    .
    Tyler
    I hope you dont breed...
    2 miinutes ago · Like ·

  2. darastarring* darastarring*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Teachers
    act fake when the principal walks into the classroom.

  3. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Lol So True: #48
    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
    lolsotrue.com

  4. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    The proof of how every girl is beautiful:
    God makes no mistakes.

  5. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    "You call yourself Fat Amy?"
    "Yeah, So twig b.tches like you don't do it behind my back."
    -Pitch Perfect
    I need to see this movie.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
    - Winnie the Pooh


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. SingYourFeelings SingYourFeelings
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Kid: i have to go to the bathroom
    Teacher: no
    Kid: but... its... an emergency...
    Teacher: no, this is an important lesson
    Kid: IM ON MY PERIOD
    Teacher:
    Kid:
    Teacher:
    Kid:
    Teacher: you're a boy...

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    strict parents
    just create sneaky kids

  10. amazed* amazed*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Normal Couples: "You hang up first!" "No, YOU hang up first!"
    Peeta and Katniss: "You kill me!" "No, YOU kill ME!"

  11. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Girl
    If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Boy
    Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
    26 minutes ago · Like
    Girl
    Sure
    26 minutes ago · Like
    Boy
    Nevermind it's too cheesy
    25 minutes ago · Like
    Girl
    Lol
    25 minutes ago · Like
    Boy
    Okay suck my d/ick
    25 minutes ago · Like

  12. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    RIP BILLY NYE.
    Am I the only person who cried?
    Then started singing in my head.
    "BILL BILL BILL BILL. BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY."
    2 great men of science were lost this past week.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Jessy17 Jessy17
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    you were born an
    ORIGINAL
    don't die a
    COPY

  15. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    I don't suffer from insanity.
    I enjoy every minute of it.

  16. loveisjustlove loveisjustlove
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    I'm slipping into the lava
    >> And I'm tryin' to keep from going under <<
    Baby, who turned the temperature hotter?
    'Cause I'm burning up, burning up
    -> For you baby ♥
    B u r n i n ' u p / / J o n a s B r o t h e r s
    f o r m a t b y l o v e i s j u s t l o v e / / d o n ' t t a k e

  17. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    You know what suck so much is that its FramingMatthew's Birthday today and He is not even here today on Earth to celebrate his own birthday. But he will definitely celebrate up in Heaven. Now im just going to his profile again and READ all of his quotes from what he had made by himself. When im going to read his quotes, i am going to get tears down thru my face just because how inspiring he is and doesnt deserve to die from Cancer.
    You will always be known and Happy Birthday FramingMatthew
    R.I.P FramingMatthew

  18. HinataUsagi HinataUsagi
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    Family: "You're so pretty! I bet all the guys are after you!"
    Guys in school: "Someone poke it with a stick, see if it bites"
    nmq

  19. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    *Me playing Temple Run*
    Mom: Is that Pac Man?
    Me: WTF NO!! its Temple Run
    Mom: What does WTF stands for?
    Me: Wednesday Thursday Friday
    Mom: Kaaay just making sure
    Me: -__-
    True Story lol

  20. loveisjustlove loveisjustlove
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Even though "Call Me Maybe" is way too overplayed, I can't help but sing to it when it comes on.

:)

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