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  1. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC
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    First known picture of Michael Phelps.

  2. rebelde20 rebelde20
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:45am UTC
    DON’T LABEL ME
    ║▌█│║▌║│█║▌║▌.║▌█│║▌║│█║▌║
    I'M PRICELESS

  3. Vampirissa Vampirissa
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:47am UTC
    Yes, it's all about
    ➫Him

  4. sfishface1313 sfishface1313
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:42am UTC
    Stop Cutting
    Stop Starving
    Stop Burning
    Stop Faking
    Stop Caring
    Stop Crying
    Start Loving
    Start Smiling
    Start Laughing
    Start Breathing
    Start Eating
    Start Enjoying
    Start Living

  5. brokenheartedsunshine brokenheartedsunshine
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Love me when I l east deserve i t,
    BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN I REALLY NEED IT ♥

  6. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    The moment
    that someone tells you you're not good enough
    is the moment you know you're better than them.
    jimmy365
    ^my format!:)

  8. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Being different is
    one of the most beautiful things on earth ♥

  9. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    You have no idea how happy I get when
    the phone rings and its you.
    microwave beeps and my food is ready.

  10. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I Just Want
    you to be happy, even if it means I'm drowning in my tears

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Yeah.
    I've made many mistakes.
    It's not my fault that life doesn't come with instructions.
    jimmy365
    ^my format!:)

  12. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    I was about to go when the
    light turned green, but my grandpa told me to stop.
    I slammed the brakes,
    as a semi blew through the red light.
    It would have hit me had I gone.
    I had to pull over
    cause I started crying so much. Why?
    because I was alone in the car.,
    my grandpa passed away in august.
    nmf. credit to 6 billion secrets.

  13. lessthanthirteen lessthanthirteen
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    "what's wrong?"
    what's right?

  14. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts, even if they don't stay in our lives.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. LuvLexie LuvLexie
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    I love you more than there are
    stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

    raeisawesome

  17. leighak13 leighak13
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Love Is A Gift
    Alot Of People Dont Remember That.

  18. xxdream121 xxdream121
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    If tears
    could bring him back,
    there'd be enough
    to bring him back
    a hundred times.

  19. coll coll
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    in life, god doens't give you the people you want.
    instead he gives you the people you need.
    to teach you, to hurt you, to love you.
    to make you exactly the way you should be.

  20. bsktblgrl19 bsktblgrl19
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Different
    Distinct
    Irriplaceable
    Fun-loving
    Fantastic
    Extraordinary
    Random
    Entirely unique
    Never-ending awesomeness
    The best way to be :)

:)

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