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Carly Natasha*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:43pm UTC

We all carry these things inside.
That no one else can see.
They hold us down like anchors.
They drown us out at sea.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Carly Natasha*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 3:26pm UTC

the monster doesnt live under your bed,
the monster lives inside your head.

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.*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 7:40pm UTC

If today was really ‘the end of the world’
would you be happy with yourself?

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24601*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 1:01am UTC

Good morning America! Its 12:01.

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 11:19pm UTC

Friend: OMG he asked me OUT OMG I think I'm gonna die I'm so happy!!!
Friend: OMG I GOT INTO SECTIONALS!!!
Friend: OMG I'm the best in the school for hurdles, 100 x 1 relay, 100 x 4 relay, and 100m!!!
Friend: OMG I just got ANOTHER 100% it's the third in the row!
Friend: OMG i look so pretty in those shoes! and those jeans! and this shirt! and this...
Friend: OMG would you look at that, another party invite!
Me: OMFG someone on Witty said my comment made her day!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! *faints*

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 12:58am UTC

Credit: FaveFormats
hello
don't fav this quote. i just really like this format and i want to save it.
you get what i'm sayin'?
no? well then BRING IT ON BRO
it's as boring as hell here .-.
what's a twinkie?

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BeingTrueWhileSomeoneIsWatchingYou
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Just tell me how you feel. Give me a break.
►

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BeingTrueWhileSomeoneIsWatchingYou
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 4:30pm UTC

&+ i hate it when....
people make a terrible quote then say
"all mine no jocking"
its like,
"no worries, hunny"
not mine:kmsdoodle's

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Carly Natasha*
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 4:32pm UTC

me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS
me: the hell you lookin at?
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: ugh bus
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 12:12am UTC

There's a HUGE difference between
thinking someone is CUTE
and
seriously liking someone
My friends need to learn the difference

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 11:25pm UTC

“I can't explain what I mean.
And even if I could,
I'm not sure I'd feel like it.”

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 11:29pm UTC

“That's what we do.
That's what people do.
We stay alive, for each other.”

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 11:16pm UTC

When is it okay to make
a Harry Potter reference?
ALWAYS.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 11:31pm UTC

J.K. Rowling:
"I LOVE GINGER PEOPLE!"
*grabs Rupert Grint*
"THIS IS MY FAVORITE GINGER PERSON BEHIND ME."

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Severus Snape
Gets friendzoned.
Saves world anyways.

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lynskywalker
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 11:22pm UTC

*Civics class. I still kind of like this guy...*
Him: *Throws binder at me*
Me: *Catches it* You're not getting this back
Him: *Tries to get it back but fails
Him: Fine. I'll just hug you until you give it back
Him: *Wraps arms around me from behind*
Me: You're still not getting this back
True story, happened today

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24601*
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Who needs friends when your wifi works fine?

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24601*
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Me: Im so alone.
Slenderman: *walks up to me
Me: OMG! Will you be my friend?
Slenderman: *Shakes head and runs*
Forver alone

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Carly Natasha*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 12:52pm UTC

school: please get a full night of sleep
school: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
school: and study for tests
school: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
school: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
school: don't be late for school
school: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
school: kids need a balanced diet
school: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
school: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
school: but don't use the internet while doing homework

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