school: please get a full night of sleep

school: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework

school: and study for tests

school: be a well rounded student by joining clubs

school: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm

school: don't be late for school

school: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning

school: kids need a balanced diet

school: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"

school: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it

school: but don't use the internet while doing homework