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MyNameIsUnicorn

1. MyNameIsUnicorn
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 8:33am UTC
   Random Fact #2
   Woman are 77% more likely to suvive a car accident
   
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2. MyNameIsUnicorn
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   April 28, 2012 8:32am UTC
   Random Fact #1
   We share 70% of our DNA with slugs.
   
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3. MyNameIsUnicorn
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   April 23, 2012 5:22pm UTC
   Found out that the boy I love broke
   up with his girlfriend. So why aren't
   I happy?
   
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4. MyNameIsUnicorn
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   April 16, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   •○•○•○•♥○•○•○•○•○•○•○
   In History:
   Teacher: 'What would you expect to find in a modern day courtroom?
   Me: 'Dancing Lobsters...'
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5. MyNameIsUnicorn
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   April 11, 2012 5:42pm UTC
   Finnick + Annie = Fannie
   Well then...
   
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6. MyNameIsUnicorn
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   April 11, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   F i n d ing mysel f bet ter everyday, i t was nice to know you . . .
   
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7. MyNameIsUnicorn
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   April 11, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   Only my best friend knew who I had feelings for,
   Then she started dating him..
   
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8. MyNameIsUnicorn
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   April 11, 2012 9:35am UTC
   So after, when he whispers ''You love me, real or not real?''
   I tell him, ''Real.''
   
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9. MyNameIsUnicorn
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   April 11, 2012 8:50am UTC
   "I'm sorry but you're not old enough to join."
   NO PROBLEM, I'LL JUST
   CHANGE THE YEAR I WAS BORN IN.
   
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10. MyNameIsUnicorn
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    April 11, 2012 8:42am UTC
    So you found out that you only
    live once, please tell me more
    about your scientific discoveries.
    
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11. MyNameIsUnicorn
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    April 10, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    The way he made your heart stop, just by looking at you..
    The way he made you smile uncontrollably, just by talking to you..
    The way he was always on your mind...
    The way you got nervous and you stalled.
    The way you waited too long.
    The way he broke your heart by finding another one.
    The way you wanna cry when he says he loves her.
    The way she is your best friend...
    
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12. MyNameIsUnicorn
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    April 10, 2012 2:40pm UTC
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    "What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark? JESUS!
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13. MyNameIsUnicorn
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    April 10, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    ℜemember how he made you
    feel?
    
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14. MyNameIsUnicorn
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    April 10, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you realise Katniss and Peeta's couple name is Peeniss...
    
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