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  1. emilynicole1313 emilynicole1313
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:09am UTC
    ignorance
    is your new best friend.

  2. nimmi nimmi
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I don''t wanna wait for him to ask me out so..
    I'll ask him instead

  3. adrianaxo104 adrianaxo104
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 10:58am UTC
    Fave if your name has an 'a' in it
    Format by twilightgirl995

  4. morgan_19 morgan_19
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    going to bed ,
    with 2 socks on,
    and waking up
    with 1 one .

  5. Xxforever_inlovexX Xxforever_inlovexX
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    Dont you hate when someone takes forever to text back ?
    fave if your a fast texter !

  6. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    you sir, belong on
    a Hollister bag //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
    nmf

  7. Smiles_Like_Dat Smiles_Like_Dat
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Feeling of unwanted,
    When you got rejected by a guy you've been in love with for just about forever.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. Matea2707 Matea2707
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    I'm a female.
    Fe=Iron
    Male=Man
    Therefore I am Iron Man.
    Follow me,I follow back

  9. Matea2707 Matea2707
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:37am UTC
    Did you know? #20
    The opposite of "sparkle" is "darkle". ♥
    Follow me,I follow back ^^

  10. amazingchick amazingchick
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:11am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    \(._.\)
    to the window
    (/._.)/
    to the wall
    NMF
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  11. ..addie..* ..addie..*
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    April 23, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    Maybe I do still love you
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○

  12. Abiageal M* Abiageal M*
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    April 23, 2012 4:47pm UTC
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  13. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading(:
    (Not a stupid creepy thing that you have to repost)
    An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
    With GOD , the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
    Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
    Student : Yes, sir.
    Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
    Student : Absolutely, sir.
    Professor : Is GOD Good ?
    Student : Sure.
    Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
    (Student was silent )
    Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
    Is GOD Good?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : Is Satan good ?
    Student : No.
    Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
    Student : From . . . GOD . . .
    Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : So who created evil ?
    (Student did not answer)
    Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
    All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
    Student : Yes, sir.
    Professor : So, who Created them ?
    (Student ha d no answer)
    Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
    Student : No, sir.
    Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
    Student : No , sir.
    Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD , Tasted your GOD , Smelt your GOD ? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
    Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
    Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
    Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
    Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
    Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
    Professor : Yes.
    Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
    Professor : Yes.
    Student : No, sir. There isn't..
    (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )
    Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
    a Little Heat or No Heat.
    But we don't have anything called Cold.
    We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
    There is no such thing as Cold.
    Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
    We cannot Measure Cold.
    Heat is Energy.
    Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
    (There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
    Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
    Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
    Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something
    You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
    Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
    Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
    Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
    Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
    Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
    Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
    Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
    Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
    (The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )
    Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
    Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
    Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
    (The Class was in Uproar )
    Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
    (The Class broke out into Laughter )
    Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
    No one appears to have done so.
    So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
    (The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
    Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
    Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
    The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
    That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving
    The student - Albert Einstein
    Th

  14. bye* bye*
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    April 16, 2012 5:26pm UTC
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  16. Miss_OK16 Miss_OK16
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    You know you have a serious addiction to Witty
    When you try to comment or submit a quote and it says
    Woah, slow down my friend.♥
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  17. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    I DO WHAT IWANT & WHEN I WANT. As long as mymommy saysit's okay. NMQNMF

  18. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
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    April 11, 2012 5:26pm UTC
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  19. Keep_Smilin Keep_Smilin
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    15
    And still never been kissed
    Lol forever alone -_-

  20. Kate1630 Kate1630
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    You can say that you're over him,
    but once you look into his gorgeous eyes,
    all those feelings you once had come back.
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