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  1. iluvguineapigs4 iluvguineapigs4
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 8:58am UTC
    Your 8 names ;
    Your Real Name:
    Bethany-Sara
    Your "Gangsta" Name:
    (first 3 letters of real name plus dizzle)
    Betdizzle
    Your Detective Name:
    (favorite color & favorite animal)
    Orangeguineapig
    Your Soap Opera Name:
    (street you live on & middle name)
    Carnkiesara
    Your Star Wars Name:
    (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)
    Jensa
    Your Superhero Name:
    (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
    Green Milkshake
    Your Witness Protection Name:
    (one of your parent's middle name)
    Linda
    Your Goth Name:
    (black & the name of one of your pets)
    Black Jimmy


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Peacock17* Peacock17*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 2:51am UTC
    Does anybody else...
    Go
    On
    Off
    On
    Off
    On
    Off
    With their light switch?

  4. wolfgurlrawr wolfgurlrawr
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    Do you realize that when you go to the beach your swimming in fish pee?
    you wonder why it's salty

  5. wolfgurlrawr wolfgurlrawr
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    Dora the explorer's parents must really trust her. They let her go all over the town
    AND THEY GAVE HER A MONKEY

  6. Mushroombaby Mushroombaby
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Waiting for a page to load and then thinking im closing you down and then it loads and you've alredy press the close button -______- <3 if this has ever happend to you!

  7. wolfgurl wolfgurl
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Bite me
    Chapter 3
    Cleo
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    I love the fun fair. I always used to go as a little girl with my parents and paul. I used to ride round and round on the merry-go round until i felt sick. Those were the good old days before dad got ill. He cant do what he loves to now. Swim. He has a stack full of trophies and a shed full of memories he cant remember. Once he couldnt even remember me. His own daughter. But hes better now. I think. He got treated and he can remember most things now ,but not all.
    The sun shone down from the blue halo of clouds and it was getting exiting.
    EEEHHHRGHH. I tryed to ignore the smell of the humans around me and try to think strait.
    Brendan tugged on my arm.
    "Hey cleo isnt that your friend Rhiannon?" brendan pointed by the merry-go round.
    I was quite far away but i could still see the tear glisten and roll down her cheek.
    Rhinnon was one of my only friends at school. No she was my best friend.
    We used to ride round the merry-go round together every summer when it came to town. I mean its risky walking round my own town when evryone thinks your dead. But since the change i dont look like me. Well i do but youd have to look very close to reconise me.
    "Cleo did you know your so beautiful?" Brendan peked my rosy undead cheek.
    People think Brendan killed me and then himself. Thats not tecnacly true. For one he was already undead and two he didnt kill me he saved me ,from death.
    " I wanna go" i pointed to the merry-go round.
    "Babe you know you cant , not there the'll notice you. Ask questions"
    "I know. But. ..I wanna go" i tucked a lose hair behind my ear.
    "Okay babe , i'll look out here" he raked a hand through his gorgeous bronze hair.
    "Ok-ay well um how about i meet you? at the umm..." i paused thinking of a place out of sight of the merry-go round.
    Perfect.
    The candy floss stall.
    "Could you get me two large candy flosses with extra strawberry sause?" i let the bate drop.
    and sealed it with a kiss.
    "Okay babe" he smiled and let go of my hand.
    He took it hook line and sinker.
    He dosnt know im not going on the merry-go round im going to talk to Rhiannon.
    So thats what i did.
    Worst mistake of my life.
    "Hey" i smiled to her.
    it only seemed like yesterday we were giggling about kevin carter and listening to Bruno mars on her ipod and chewing strawberry gum.
    "Hi" It was the sorta 'hi' you'd say to a compleate stranger not your best friend in the world.
    "Uh sorry do i know you?" she looked puzzled.
    "Oh wait i got it y-you look like..."
    say it. say it. Cleo. I look like Cleo.
    "Kristen stewart!" she smirked.
    i thaught she knew who i was.
    "So.." i smiled
    "Um sorry can you get out of the way im trying to take a picture of that boy over there"
    Kevin carter.
    "Sure. Uh sorry nice meeting you." i said my heart sinking.
    "Yeah. you too"
    Yeah............you too.
    .
    <3 and comments much appriciated! Thanks (:

  8. Imaginger Imaginger
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 12:36am UTC
    Being that one awkward person
    left out of an inside joke
    ~imaginger~

  9. Imaginger Imaginger
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 12:03am UTC
    I always come up with the best quotes
    at the worst times -_____-

  10. Imaginger Imaginger
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    When your teacher partners you up with Him
    and you get all nervous and excited, but end up acting like a socially awkward freak -_____-

  11. emillas emillas
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Chocolate is funny
    chocolate is fun
    you can chew it, you can drink it
    you can have it in the bath
    chocolate is funny
    it always makes me laugh
    Chocolate is funny
    chocolate is good
    you can have it for your brekfast
    as a substitute for food
    it can bring you paradise
    you can lie in bed and dream of it
    chocolate is nice
    chocolate is YUM!!!
    ♥if you like chocolate

  12. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    Before I die I want to..#2
    Walk through a drive through.Hold his hand.
    Own a zoo. Spend a day with One Direction.Break a world record.Stick to my New Year's resolution.
    Have a closet full of shoes. Become a nail artist.Wear colored contacts. Visit Pixar Studios. Watch a football game from the sidelines.Go to Vegas with my bestfriends.Learn fluent Russian.Go on a no budget shopping spree.Buy a Chanel red lipstick.Go to Tokyo.See a Polar Bear. Get married in France. Visit Africa.
    Name a star.Work in a make up store.
    Have a birthday party in Las Vegas.Sing in the rain.
    Party on a cruise ship.Find the end of a rainbow.Sail around the world. Go to outer space.Time travel. See a mermaid. Party in Las Vegas.Set food on the moon. Swim with sharks. Find the perfect boy for me.
    Be thankful for my life even when I'm going through a hard time.
    credit to :TheBrokenSmile
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    TRUST
    takes years to earn, but seconds to break </3

  14. marissss99 marissss99
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    Good grades + Sleep=
    No social life.
    Sleep + Social life=
    Bad grades.
    Good grades + Social life=
    No sleep.

  15. Gustard Gustard
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    Getting shampoo in
    your eye and
    accepting the fact
    you'll never see
    again.

  16. theycallherlove theycallherlove
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    Fav this quote,
    Then check your comments :)
    Everyone will get one <3E

  17. ShesInLove ShesInLove
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    Dear Sirius Black,
    what's your middle name?
    Sincerely,
    i hope it's Lee.

  18. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you.

  19. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Everyone is posting cute pictures
    with their boyfriends and girlfriends. Too bad my fridge is self conscious or we'd have tons of pictures together.
    not my format

  20. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    Have a nice life,
    I'm done trying to be in it.

:)

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