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Muezza

1. Muezza
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2013 2:45pm UTC
   Oh, you think you're dirty minded?
   Well we were in class watching a documentry and there was a part which was about a tree(Yeah, A TREE) and my friend laughs a lot so I decided to whisper dirty things in her ear so she'll laugh. A LOT.
   here's how it went:
   Documentary; Plants grow on the tree to reach sunlight and warmth.
   Me: (whispering into friends ear) More like it's feeling h/o//rny.
   Friend:(Giggles and tries to stop)
   Documentary; *Lizard thing goes onto tree*
   Me; Oh look, a three/s//om//e.
   I was sent out of class for making somebody laugh uncontrollably. And for laughing myself. *Braces self for hate and critisism)
   And if you're dirty minded like me, it would have been funnier if you were there.
   
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2. Muezza
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2013 7:48am UTC
   When I make a quote: This is so gonna be top quote, yes omfg I need to celebrate where's the cake candles-
   BravoSierra: *breathes*
   Me: Sh.t.
   
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3. Muezza
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2013 1:22am UTC
   If she's crying, don't say anything. Just hug her.
   
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4. Muezza
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2013 6:24pm UTC
   No, just because I stand up for gay rights does not make me gay. I stand up for animal rights, but that doesn't make me an animal. I'm against deforestation but that doesn't make me a tree. 
   Idiots.
   
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5. Muezza
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2013 7:59am UTC
   You're not ugly.
   Everyone has flaws.
   
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6. Muezza
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2013 10:30am UTC
   The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
   -Stephen King
   
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7. Muezza
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2013 8:34pm UTC
   Smile,
   It looks good on you
   
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