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Jesus*
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August 21, 2014 10:42pm UTC

“You always kissed like you were saying goodbye and maybe that should have been a sign.”

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Jesus*
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August 19, 2014 11:57pm UTC

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

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Jesus*
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August 19, 2014 1:32am UTC

so I was watching regular show with my little cousin and benson said “blow, you are not blowing hard enough, blow harder” and I’ve been laughing for an hour so i guess it’s safe to say I’m going to hell

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Jesus*
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August 19, 2014 1:16am UTC

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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Jesus*
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August 19, 2014 1:14am UTC

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead

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Jesus*
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August 19, 2014 1:08am UTC

WiFi:connected
Me:then f.cking act like it

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Jesus*
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August 18, 2014 11:09am UTC

I think I saw you in my sleep, darling

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Jesus*
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August 18, 2014 10:51am UTC

“I’m in love with the night… It feels like home.”

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Jesus*
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August 18, 2014 10:26am UTC

Hi. I'm new?

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Jesus*
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August 18, 2014 6:55am UTC

How does this work?

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Jesus*
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August 18, 2014 6:54am UTC

I want to meet myself from someone else's point of view.

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