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  1. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 21, 2014 10:42pm EDT
    “You always kissed like you were saying goodbye and maybe that should have been a sign.”

  2. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 19, 2014 11:57pm EDT
    how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

  3. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 19, 2014 1:32am EDT
    so I was watching regular show with my little cousin and benson said “blow, you are not blowing hard enough, blow harder” and I’ve been laughing for an hour so i guess it’s safe to say I’m going to hell

  4. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 19, 2014 1:16am EDT
    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

  5. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 19, 2014 1:14am EDT
    either that was a firework or another tribute is dead

  6. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 19, 2014 1:08am EDT
    WiFi:connected
    Me:then f.cking act like it

  7. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 18, 2014 11:09am EDT
    I think I saw you in my sleep, darling

  8. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 18, 2014 10:51am EDT
    “I’m in love with the night… It feels like home.”

  9. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 18, 2014 10:26am EDT
    Hi. I'm new?

  10. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 18, 2014 6:55am EDT
    How does this work?

  11. Jesus* Jesus*
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    August 18, 2014 6:54am EDT
    I want to meet myself from someone else's point of view.

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