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1. Jesus*
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   September 20, 2014 1:16am UTC
   and then satan said “here, have feelings”
   
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2. Jesus*
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   September 7, 2014 7:42am UTC
   That awkward moment when you hear something that kills you inside, but you have to act like you're fine
   
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3. Jesus*
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   September 5, 2014 10:59am UTC
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4. Jesus*
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   September 5, 2014 10:58am UTC
   im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
   
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5. Jesus*
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   September 5, 2014 10:57am UTC
   don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
   
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6. Jesus*
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   September 5, 2014 10:52am UTC
   I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.
   
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7. Jesus*
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   September 3, 2014 10:45am UTC
   
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8. Jesus*
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   September 2, 2014 10:28pm UTC
   
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9. Jesus*
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   August 30, 2014 7:53am UTC
   Maybe I just fell in love with the idea of us.
   
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10. Jesus*
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    August 30, 2014 5:30am UTC
    I’ll write your name on the bullet so everyone knows you were the last thing that went through my head.
    
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11. Jesus*
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    August 30, 2014 5:27am UTC
    
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12. Jesus*
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    August 29, 2014 1:23am UTC
    I really wanna make you mine.
    
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13. Jesus*
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    August 25, 2014 3:20am UTC
    We could be more.
    
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14. Jesus*
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    August 24, 2014 11:37am UTC
    I’m not your five minute cigarette break.
    You can’t put me out after lighting me up.
    
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15. Jesus*
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    August 24, 2014 11:36am UTC
    We were never in love
    but god
    we could have been.
    
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16. Jesus*
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    August 24, 2014 11:33am UTC
    I can't tell you how much I love you
    because I have no one to compare you to.
    
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17. Jesus*
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    August 24, 2014 11:30am UTC
    The world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die.
    
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18. Jesus*
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    August 22, 2014 5:31am UTC
    
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19. Jesus*
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    August 22, 2014 5:14am UTC
    Here I am
    Sitting across you
    Our eyes caught for a second
    Neither of us said anything
    And I’ll probably regret this
    Regret not talking to you
    
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20. Jesus*
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    August 22, 2014 4:43am UTC
    something about 3 am and missing you
    
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