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  1. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    What if you were in starbucks
    and they called your order and you go pick up your
    coffee and you see your witty name written on the cup
    and you look at the worker and they just wink and walk
    away. like how do you respond to that.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    if you honk your car horn
    .4 seconds after the light turns green, i will shut off my car, lay on the hood, and feed birds for an hour.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    finding out something about someone,
    and never looking at them the same way again.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    I always skip the first piece of bread because it's ugly.
    ladies and gentlemen, I am that first piece of bread.

  5. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    "How much do you love your fans
    On a scale of 1 to 10?"
    Louis: "11."

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Have you ever liked someone
    that likes someone else?
    You just hate the fact that you can’t do anything about it but,
    hide your feelings towards them.
    Having to deal with knowing that
    you’re not the first person that’s on their mind
    and knowing that the only person you want
    is occupied by another.
    You just want to give up because
    you already know
    you’re not good enough.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    I keep a lot to myself.
    People see me as a happy, jolly person,
    but behind closed doors,
    I’m a mess.
    I don’t communicate my pain because people judge
    and don’t understand.
    So I would cry to myself and no one would know.
    I’m good at making everyone believe
    that I’m fine
    whenever I’m not.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    "she's ugly. how does she have a boyfriend?"
    maybe she has an amazing personality and her boyfriend isn't a judgemental c/nt like you.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    I bet Mitt Romney was that kid
    in class that reminded your teacher that you had homework last night.

  10. f4ke f4ke
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    everyone has scars
    whether they're on their hearts,
    or on their wrists.

  11. dreamtobeyoungforever dreamtobeyoungforever
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    LONDON TIPTON IS REALLY GREAT
    REALY GREAT
    LONDON TIPTON IS REALLY GREAT
    AND DESERVES THE OPPOSITE OF HATE
    WHICH IS LOVE!
    if you remeber this, i love you forever.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Today I took a bath.
    I didn't wash my hair.
    Or wash my body.
    I took a washable marker and pointed out every flaw I saw on myself.
    I wrote down every flaw I saw, and I wrote them all over my body.
    I was covered in marker.
    I washed them off, and they went down the drain.
    They won't hold me back anymore.
    -sixbillionsecrets

  13. ayerosiee ayerosiee
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    I'm 16 &
    I've never had a boyfriend or my first kiss. ♥

  14. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    When I have a daughter:
    -She will always know how beautiful she is
    -There will be no scales in the house
    -The word "diet" and "fat" will be forbidden
    -She will never feel like how I do.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    you don't have a date for christmas?
    some people don't have a mother on mothers day.
    some people don't have a father on fathers day.
    so cry me a river.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Ten years is a pretty long time.
    You get used to that empty feeling.
    The feeling that you're missing something.
    You get so used to it, you block it out.
    You died ten years ago, Dad.
    And not a single day goes by that I don't think about you.
    February 20, 1967 - October 6, 2002.
    only the best die young.
    rest in paradise, vati.

  17. LarryStylison LarryStylison
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Interviewer: So whats the meaning behind "lets get some"?
    Harry: Uhmm.. I think thats up to your interpretation. It could be lets get some..
    Liam: Noodles
    Harry: Ya, lets get some noodles.. or lets get some..
    Louis: Sweet lovin
    Harry: Yes, or sweet lovin.

  18. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    “You don’t need water to feel like you’re drowning, do you?”

  19. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Mitt Romney: I like big bird but I'm going to cut PBS to save money.
    SAVE BIG BIRD.
    VOTE FOR OBAMA.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    I hate it when
    a girl is talking to him
    and he looks so damn happy.

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