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McDreamer*
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October 22, 2014 3:47pm UTC

Lately, I feel like
my*life*is*a*book
written in a language
Idon't*know
how*to*read.
- Brandon Sanderson-

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wall-e*
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October 22, 2014 3:48pm UTC

my mom is exetremely polite
she says please to Siri

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minikitti123
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October 13, 2014 11:08pm UTC

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for."
-Jace Herondale, City of Bones

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KissTomorrowGoodbye
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October 14, 2014 1:57pm UTC

Looking at a bruise you didn't know you had like
"wtf man?"

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*mysterious.mah*
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October 14, 2014 8:08pm UTC

Taking back your ex is like buying your crap back from your own garage sale.

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Elementpurple13*
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October 15, 2014 12:40pm UTC

"The universe finds new ways to torture us each day to the amusement of the stars."
-KitChanLi

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Vinita*
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October 15, 2014 11:19pm UTC

What's dead, and rhymes with sh*tty?
Oh yeah
Witty

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kenne13
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October 16, 2014 2:00pm UTC

When I get older, I want to have a million children.
That way, when one asks,
"Where do babies come from?"
I'll just be able to pull them out of a cupboard, and be like,
"Where DON'T they come from?!"

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Lissa Snape*
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October 16, 2014 10:34pm UTC

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