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MonsterBeneathYourBed

  1. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2014 5:54am UTC
    There is something in this world which no one has ever seen.
    It is soft and sweet.
    If it is spotted, I'm sure everyone will want to have it,
    Which is why no one has ever seen it.
    For this world has hidden it quite well, so that it is difficult to obtain.
    But, there will come a day when it is discovered by somebody,
    And only those who should obtain it will be able to find it.
    -toradora!

  2. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    September 20, 2014 11:50am UTC
    Don't you wash away that smile.

  3. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    September 19, 2014 1:40pm UTC
    Sometimes when I am bored, I go into the garden.
    I cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a potato.

  4. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    September 19, 2014 9:07am UTC
    Farewell, I've gone, to take my throne
    Above, don't weep for me
    Cuz this will be the labor of my love

  5. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    August 28, 2014 2:02pm UTC
    "Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English."

  6. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    August 21, 2014 1:45pm UTC
    I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise.
    - Blaise Pascal

  7. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    August 12, 2014 3:26am UTC
    From time to time we men need to break free from the shackles of civility and get in touch with our primal animalistic selves.

  8. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    August 10, 2014 7:25pm UTC
    Sometimes I asked myself,
    "Do I need to be one of the most?"

  9. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    August 10, 2014 10:47am UTC
    You're my downfall, you're my muse
    My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues

  10. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    August 7, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    A reckless love too wild to understand.

  11. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    August 4, 2014 8:02am UTC
    Sky is never the limit.

  12. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    August 1, 2014 11:19am UTC
    To stand under the rain.
    Get wet.
    Laugh.
    And be free.

  13. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    July 30, 2014 7:46am UTC
    Take a deep breath.
    It's just a bad day not a bad life.

  14. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    June 14, 2014 4:49am UTC
    Psst...sleep, c'mere!

  15. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    June 14, 2014 4:34am UTC
    Keep calm and try to be an architect.
    -all nighter

  16. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    May 20, 2014 4:31am UTC
    Morning shock.-feeling electrocuted

  17. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    May 9, 2014 11:12pm UTC
    My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain
    so I could be a vegetarian.

  18. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    April 5, 2014 8:45am UTC
    I never used to be jealous of anyone, and then I like you. I think I get it now.

  19. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    January 21, 2014 2:22am UTC
    You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.

  20. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
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    January 8, 2014 10:58pm UTC
    ''You're a tough, troublesome case, you know! With all these distracting emotions...Even if I were Holmes it'd still be impossible to figure out! The heart of a woman whom one loves...How can anyone accurately deduce that?"

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