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  1. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Everyone raises kids in a
    world that changes life to a
    bitter game.

  2. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    And everyone lives to tell the tale
    of how we die alone
    s o m e d a y .

  3. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    Up all night long
    And there's something very wrong
    And I know it must be late
    Been gone since yesterday

  4. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    How To Freak People Out
    run into a random crowd, hug the first person you see and scream, "I TOLD YOU I'D GET OUT OF PRISON!!"
    comment if you think i should make a series, im not doing this for likes i just want to know if anyone would actually read it :)

  5. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    Beleive in yourself
    or no one will belive in you.
    -Luke Brooks


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I remember being 9 years old and looking forward to high school so much
    and getting asked to prom and the homecoming dance by a cute boy and having a boyfriend hold my books for me in the hallway. And what a big, juicy plot twist reality is.

  8. IllFightForDestruction IllFightForDestruction
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:49am UTC
    T h e r e ' s a d i f f e r e n c e b e t e e n
    the house you live in .
    And the place you call
    home

  9. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:01am UTC
    Screaming "NOOO" when the teacher starts erasing the board when you're not done copying.

  10. BeautifulLikeDiamonds BeautifulLikeDiamonds
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 1:04pm UTC
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    I accidently bumped into my ex today. . .
    with my car. . . At 60 mph . . . On purpose.
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  11. Andrew_Was_Here Andrew_Was_Here
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 1:20am UTC
    So today, I was at JcPenny's shopping for jeans. This special needs girl, who looked about 15 or 16, was there. She was clapping& making all these sounds. She then came up to me, grabbed my hand& started walking with me. I had no idea why, because I didn't know her. But her mother was right behind us, so I decided to interlock my fingers with hers and continue walking. A group of girls were giggling, and others were staring, but I didn't care. When we reached the escalator, she gave me a hug. So I hugged her back. I looked at her mom, who was smiling and almost in tears. She then said to me, "Thank you. So much. That's the first time I've seen my little girl smile since her accident."
    I'm so glad I was the reason for her smile.

  12. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:15am UTC
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    This is Audrie. Audrie likes school. We like Audrie.
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    Audrie reminds the teacher that we have homework. No one likes Audrie.

  13. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:40am UTC
    That annoying moment
    When you start the same sentence like 3 times and someone interrupts you
    every time.

  14. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories
    Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet.
    Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever.
    And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer,
    but never could be together.

  18. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    I t's hilarious when
    math books try so hard to make math problems racially diverse
    "Susy, Juan, Laquisha, and Mei Ling wrote down an equation..."

  19. forever_styles forever_styles
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Who remembers these? ..
    - Hannah Montana.
    - Thats So Raven.
    - Phil of the Future.
    - The Amanda Show.
    - Lizzie McGuire.
    - Recess.
    - Pingu.
    - Even Stevens.
    - Stanley.
    - Arthur.
    - Fimbles.
    - Postman Pat.
    - Out of The Box.
    - PB and J Otter.
    - You and Me.
    - Dumbo's Circus.
    - Jojo's Circus.
    - The Baby Sitters Club.
    - The Ren and Stimpy Show.
    - The Tweenies.
    - Boy Meets World.
    - Bill Nye The Science Guy.
    - Bear in the Big Blue House.
    - The Book of Pooh.
    - Power Rangers.
    - Johnny and the Sprites.
    - Life with Derek.
    - Drake and Josh.
    - Cory in the House.
    - The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
    - Chip 'n' Dale.
    - The Weekenders.
    - Proud Family.
    - Kim Possible.
    - As Told By Ginger.
    - The Wild Thornberrys.
    - Teletubbies.
    - Clifford the Big Red Dog.
    - Lloyd in Space.
    - Brandy and Mr. Whiskers.
    - Higglytown Heroes.
    - Fireman Sam.
    - Bob the Builder.
    - Dave the Barbarian.
    - The Replacements.
    - The Emperors New School.
    - Wizards of Waverly Place.
    - The Buzz on Maggie.
    - American Dragon: Jake Long.
    - Yin Yang Yo.
    - Sabrina The Teenage Witch.
    - Brace Face.
    - Hey Arnold!
    - Catdog.
    - Pepper Ann.
    - Elmo's World.
    - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
    - Pinky and the Brain.
    - Dragon Tales.
    - Andy Pandy.
    - Brum.
    - Boobah.
    - Babar.
    - The Wiggles.
    - Balamory.
    - Maggie and the Ferocious Beast.
    - Thomas the Tank Engine.
    - Barney.
    - Rosie and Jim.
    - Saved by The Bell.
    - Charlie and Lola.
    - The Doodlebops.
    - Lazy Town.
    - Playdays.
    - Bananas in Pajamas.
    - Johnson and Friends.
    - Bumble.
    - Polkadot Shorts.
    - Doug.
    - Powerpuff Girls.
    - Bobbys World.
    - Johnny Bravo.
    - Lilo and Stitch.
    - My Life as a Teenage Robot.
    - Totally Spies.
    - Teen Titans.
    - Aladdin.
    - Art Attack.
    - Magic Mountain.
    - Noddy.
    - Madeline.
    - Little Bear.
    - Maisy.
    - The Saddle Club.
    - The Busy World of Richard Scarry.
    - Angry Beavers.
    - AAAH! Real Monsters.
    - Pokemon.
    - Franklin.
    - Grizzly Tales.
    - Jimmy Neutron.
    - Kablam.
    - Rugrats.
    - Rocket Power.
    - Tom and Jerry.
    - Hairy Maclary.
    - The Cheetah Girls.
    - High School Musical.
    - Scooby Doo.
    - Angelina Ballerina.
    - House of Mouse.
    - Animaniacs.
    - Dexters Labratory.
    - Garfield.
    - All That.
    - Blinky Bill.
    - 2 Stupid Dogs.
    - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
    - Spongebob Squarepants.
    - Full House.
    - The Magic School Bus.
    - Blues Clues.
    - Sister Sister.
    - Fraggle Rock.
    - Zoey 101.
    - Unfabulous.
    - Party Animals.
    Comment if I missed any!

  20. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Chemistry jokes are sodium funny.

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