MissNotSoCongeniality

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Status: Derp.

Member Since: 22 Mar 2013 07:51pm

Last Seen: 20 Jul 2013 01:26pm

Birthday: August 9

Location: That white van by the elementary school

Gender: F

user id: 354013

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Amy, 14, Freshman, In love with basically every British youtuber on earth...yeah(: Likes: Music, Instagram, Scary movies, Tumblr, Chapstick, Singing, Gum, Summer time, Nail Polish, Proper grammar, Sharpies Dislikes: Spiders, Clowns, School, Racism, and basically anyone who's judgemental

MissNotSoCongeniality
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:49pm UTC

How girls put on their pants:
*Left leg*
*Right leg*
*Wiggle*
*Wiggle*
*Jump*
*Jump*
*Squat*
*Stretch*
Done.

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MissNotSoCongeniality
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I'm a girl.
I don't smoke.
I don't drink.
I don't party every weekend.
I don't wear three inches of makeup.
I don't put pictures online with my boobs hanging out.
I don't make out with loads of guys, or other girls, to get attention.
I'm a girl, and I'm me.
And I can tell you now,
I'm not going to change for anyone.

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MissNotSoCongeniality
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Sometimes,
all you can do is LAUGH,
To keep yourself from
Crying

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MissNotSoCongeniality
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:25pm UTC

I wonder if girls look at me and think,
"I wish I was as pretty as her"
Because thats what I think
When I look at everyone else.

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MissNotSoCongeniality
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:19pm UTC

I wonder what it feels like to be one of those girls that all the guys want.
A UNICORN

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MissNotSoCongeniality
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 2:13pm UTC

You have no idea how happy I get when my phone rings and its you the microwave beeps and my food is ready.

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MissNotSoCongeniality
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 2:10pm UTC

*Stalking crush on facebook*
*Accidentally likes status from 2009*
*Deletes facebook*
*Sets computer on fire*
*Leaves country*

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MissNotSoCongeniality
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 8:47pm UTC

I fall too fast
crash too hard
forgive too easy
and care too much<3

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MissNotSoCongeniality
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building;
Your head tells you
"Idiot you're gonna die"
But your heart tells you
"Don't worry pretty girl you can fly"
<3

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