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MissNotSoCongeniality

bigbootycutiee_13
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April 7, 2013 6:15pm UTC
they used to be called jumpolines. until your mom jumped on one back in 1972.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 24, 2013 2:41pm UTC
Me: You're sitting in my seat
Kid: I don't see your name on it
Me: It will be written in your blood if you don't get the f.uck up

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beebessey
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March 25, 2013 10:20am UTC
When you're trying to be quiet because people are sleeping and your door squeaks, you have a sneeze attack, your dog starts barking, and you trip and fall.

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