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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 6:20pm UTC

who else thinks it's cute
when you catch a guy looking at you? ♥

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musicgirl917
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC

WSHG
we stalk hot guys
care to join our organization?
the FBI is pretty jelous :)

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Julietxoxo
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 6:44pm UTC

That moment
When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers.♥

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 9:42pm UTC

"Who's that?"
"What are they doing?"
"What's happening?";
"Shut up and watch the movie".

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 9:33pm UTC

This Weekend is Father’s Day Weekend;
Favorite if you love your dad and never want to lose him.*
❤
Iloveyoudad.<3 october6,2002.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 7:17pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
.: w h e n a g u y a c c i d e n t l y h i t s y o u r b o o b :.

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danni79
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:25pm UTC

It's been 2 days since my boyfriend died.
I still can't stop crying..
I know he'd want me to be strong, but I can't, I just can't..
He was too young to die.. He was only 15 years old.
I don't want to live without him.
I don't think I can do this. :'/
CANCER, I FREAKING HATE YOU.
Rest In Peace Matthew
(FramingMatthew on Witty)
8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
I'll never forget you..
I love you.

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Lollipop69
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 11:34am UTC

*Fav if you have ever
given or received
> > > The "Sup" nod < < <

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trapped
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 9:00pm UTC

It's been a year daddy.
I really really miss you.
Mommy said your in a safe place now.
In a beautiful place called Heaven.
We had your favorite dinner tonight.
I ate it all up!
Even though I don't like carrots..
I learned how to swim this summer.
I can even open my eyes when I'm under water.
Can you see me?
It's been 5 years daddy.
And I'm in 5th grade now.
I really like computers.
But, math is hard.
Mommy lets me sleep in one of your tee shirts.
I think it still smells like you.
I don't need to sleep with the light on anymore.
I try not to cry daddy,
but it still hurts.
I really miss you daddy.
Can you see me?
It's been ten years daddy.
I started high school.
I made the honor roll,
I hope you're proud of me.
I'm also on the soccer team.
Can you see me on the field?
I started thinking about colleges.
Do you think I could be a doctor?
I know you'll be with me when I walk down the isle..
I try not to be sad.
But it hurts.
I hope you know you're my hero.
I love you so much.
Can you see me?
This is for all the kids who have lost a parent, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, grandparent, etc. in their life due to 9/11.
Rest in peace.

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 9:31am UTC

favorite this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago.__________x
♥♥♥

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Billyboy
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 8:41am UTC

-finished first page of test-
*flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 5:03pm UTC

That REALLY
hot guy
you see in a
random place
but will never
see again.
</3

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liveandlearn_12
posted a quote
August 3, 2010 5:32pm UTC

Witty Girls Please Read:
I'm Fifteen & I was Born with a
Heart condition called Tetrogy of Fallot.
On the outside I'm your average teenager, i
listen to music, and i hangout with my best friends by the pool.
what i was born with is four "errors" in my heart.
carbonated blood gets reused and gets me really tired at
and unbelievable rate. i can't run for two minutes without breathing heavy.
in simple terms, i was born with a whole in my heart. I've had open heart surgery when
I was two days old & when I was six months. I'm unable to play sports as well.
My intention for telling you this is not for people to feel bad for me,
but I need to have another surgery. My parents want to hold off for
the millionth time. but i want to take a stand for myself. it's my sophomore year,
I want be able to play sports.
Soooo here's the deal if i get about 900 favorites my mom will allow me to have my surgery.
thank you witty(:
this is not fake, i'm not doing this for faves, if you have any questions, please ask.
fdfjnfjnf

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idance
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 4:44pm UTC

Today, I saw an old lady
vaccuming her lawn.

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

R.I.P
to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

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lillylovee
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC

Me: *Sneeze*
Class: *Silence*
Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

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Chloaaay17
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC

i've been in 2 milleniums,
2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the first black president of
USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Laden kiilled, a royal
wedding between a prince and a commoner and the end
of the world.
i'm not even 20 yet.

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mareadia914
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
All because of one man:
Steve Jobs. Even those of you
who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
Lets fave this one for him ♥

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