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December 5, 2012 8:16am UTC

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December 5, 2012 8:10am UTC

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:50am UTC

Me: "Mom I'm bored what should i do?"
Mom: "Clean your room!"
Me:"Nevermind"...

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:47am UTC

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it"

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:44am UTC

"Hey honey, do you smell that?"
"No."
"Me neither, start cooking"

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:41am UTC

"If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."
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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:33am UTC

When I love someone, I love them forever and never let them go. Just ask the men in my basement.

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:30am UTC

Home is not Home
without
"MOM"

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:23am UTC

"They say love is in the air, so I hold my breath till my face goes purple"

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:17am UTC

You have no idea how happy I get when the phone rings and it's you
microwave beeps and my food is ready

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:13am UTC

Sometimes I want to write "LOL" at the end of every answer in exams

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:09am UTC

I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi. You could say we have a...connection

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:07am UTC

JOIN THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE NO MONDAY

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 7:02am UTC

We laugh
We cry
We live
We die
We fall in love,
We break hearts,
Life seems perfect,
Then it falls apart...

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 6:44am UTC

Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!...face it you didn't read that, you sang it

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MissKris
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December 5, 2012 6:37am UTC

"I’m not saying she’s a wh*re im just saying when she eats a banana in public she puts her own hand behind her head..."

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MissKris
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December 1, 2012 4:19am UTC

"If you read 2012 upside down, it says 'zioz'. Which means 'death' in Incas language...Just kidding WTF is ZOIZ!"
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MissKris
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December 1, 2012 4:11am UTC

"It's like I have ESPN or something"
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MissKris
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December 1, 2012 4:08am UTC

"There is a 30% chance that it is already raining"
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MissKris
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December 1, 2012 3:46am UTC

"You play hard to get...
I play hard to get rid off"
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