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MissBookSmart
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December 10, 2012 10:06pm UTC

I'm not antisocial, it's just that I dislike people...
okay, hate some people...
who am I kidding, I hate everyone.
Not really, but I just think this is funny.

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MissBookSmart
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December 10, 2012 5:14pm UTC

*Mom is on the computer making a bunch of annoying clicking noises and printing like a thousand pages of paper*
Mom: I'll be off the compter in like 15 minutes. I know that you want to watch your favorite show.
Me: Okay.
*2 hours later and my mom is still on the computer*
Happens to me all the time

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MissBookSmart
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December 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC

When you raise your hand in class for like five minutes and nobody else is raising their hand,
and the teacher still doesn't pick you.

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MissBookSmart
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December 10, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I could study for a test...
or I can do the guess and hope I got it right method.
I think we all know which one that I am going to choose.

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MissBookSmart
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December 10, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Something a Person Never Says...
"I don't like Witty."

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MissBookSmart
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December 10, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Something a Person Should Never Say...
"What's Witty Profiles?"

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MissBookSmart
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December 10, 2012 12:46am UTC

I think that I have fallen in love with all of the guy main characters in all of the books that I have read.
There should be more guys like them.
And they are the reason why I have such high standards for love.

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MissBookSmart
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December 8, 2012 1:16am UTC

Did you know that the name Barney means as brave as a bear?
But Barney is a dinosaur...
(Seriously, that is what it means)

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MissBookSmart
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December 6, 2012 3:45pm UTC

When I was little, during Christmas time, I used to lick candy canes into sharp points and pretend they were swords...wait...
I still do that.

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MissBookSmart
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December 5, 2012 10:37pm UTC

That disappoinnting moment when...
there isn't that little piece of paper in the Hersey Kiss wrapper.

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MissBookSmart
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December 2, 2012 9:23pm UTC

"All I want for Christmas is you..."
No.
It's FOOD!

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MissBookSmart
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December 2, 2012 1:56am UTC

All this "Your account is fake" crap is getting REALLY annoying.
Just STOP.

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MissBookSmart
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December 2, 2012 1:35am UTC

Remember when the biggest annoyance EVER was,
"I know you are, but what am I?"

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MissBookSmart
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December 1, 2012 7:09pm UTC

I am officially addicted to this website.
And I am perfectly fine with that.

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MissBookSmart
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December 1, 2012 5:15pm UTC

I sometimes think that I can exercise, but then I think
Ehh, better not.
(Plus I have witty.)

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MissBookSmart
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November 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Do you know what an isomniac who is also an atheist and has dyslexia is?
It is a person who stays up all night thinking, is there really a dog?
MQ
Don't mean to offend, if it did. My band teacher told the class this and I thought it was funny.

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MissBookSmart
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November 30, 2012 5:20pm UTC

I love being on a swim team.
I get to see hot guys in speedos!

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MissBookSmart
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November 30, 2012 5:11pm UTC

The other day I was watching Bones with my dad and the body was particularly gross that episode, and all my dad said was "I work at a hospital, that is nothing compared to what I see everyday." Fine, Dad. Fine.

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MissBookSmart
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November 30, 2012 1:30pm UTC

Have you ever thought that the reason why Voldemort's nose is non-existent is because he accidentally cut it off when he was trying to cut his soul apart?
Just a thought...

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MissBookSmart
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November 30, 2012 12:28am UTC

You know what I love.... books
You know what I hate... textbooks

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